I'm sure you can imagine the restless night I spent tossing and turning, my feverish brain racked by uncertainty and doubt. But then, in the cool light of reason heralded by blissful eos, AHA! it came to me in a flash. I know exactly who you are.
"emiC," is it? Surely the "e" stands for "electronic," as in "e-mail" in contradistinction to regular mail. So you are the electronic Internet persona of "miC."
So far so good. Well, then, what is the common abbreviation "mic" but a homophone for the proper masculine nickname "Mike"?
But wait. Follow my reasoning. Now turn it around: miC, MCI. The MCI Center in the U.S. capital, the home of professional basketball team The Washington Wizards. ...The Washington Wizards, co-owned by all-time superstar.....