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The 2006 Olympics were coming and....

 

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Michelle and Sasha WERE NOWHERE TO BE SEEN. They ...

 

Piel

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decided to play hardball with Sp$$dy the Gr$$dy. Joined by

 

RealtorGal

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a battallion of attorneys.

 

Piel

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The International Union of Zamboni Operators and Manufaturers (UZOM) decided to boycott the GP and Olympics to show support for Cohen and Kwan.

 

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So in order to smooth over the ice at the Grand Prix Events, the lowest placing skaters had to lick the ice.

 

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But one of the skaters, Emily Hughes, who found herself near the bottom at one of the GP events, was horrified. "I ain't doing that!" she screamed, putting her hands on her hips. She then...

 

CDMM1991

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was escorted to the ice by her sister Sarah, and the two sisters began licking. BUT THEN! ...

 

Piel

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The Russian federation ran onto the ice and pushed the lovely Hughes sisters out of the way saying "No, no, no WE must lick the ice, after all the Russian Federation has a long, proud history of ice licking, just ask our friend Sp$$dy!".

 

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Then Kimmie Meissner woke up and realized she was a having a whacked out dream, and said...

 

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"These must be those CoP nightmares they warned me about" Suddenly, young Kimmy sprung from her bed...she said aloud " I have an idea...

 

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I must lick Timmie. After all, our names sound so good together.

 

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She giggled to herself at that moment. But then, after a little thought, she decided to change her mind. She then got out of bed, got dressed, and headed to the rink for another round of training practice...

 

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CzarinaAnya

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She got into her car, and headed towards the rink. Once she got there, she saw more people coming in and out of the glass doors than usual, she wondered what was going on...

 

Ptichka

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Running up the stairs, she was met by the evil grin of the Malevelovent Skating Empress, a.k.a....

 

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......Katarina Witt. She realized that most of the people that had been crowding the sports arena were, guys! No wonder! She asked Kimmie to sit down in the lounge, and started to say....

 

Piel

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Kimmie I have some advise for you if you want the third spot on the Olympic team. First lose the name Kimmie. With the backlash against the baby ballerinas you need a more mature sounding name. Let's see.... something short and catchy, start's with K , three letters, how about

 

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... KAT! Then the key is to psych out your competitors. Learn to do a backflip, and do one before Sasha and one before Michelle during the warm up at Nationals.

 

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Kimmie replied "Hey Wittie, I can go for Kim but I have no plans to be known as 'Ms. Psyco, Jr.' " I've got a better Idea, since the guys are all here to see you, why don't YOU lick the ice before I skate?

 

Piel

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Kat was outraged..."You little twerp, you may have the triple axle but remember this you wil NEVER be another Kat Witt. And, speaking of licking you're not worthy of licking my skates". 'So why don't you