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Thread: What NOT to say to a Police Officer

  1. #1
    HamiltonBrowningFan
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    What NOT to say to a Police Officer


    1. I can't reach my license unless you hold
    my beer. ( Is OK in Texas)

    2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar
    detector wasn't plugged in.

    3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

    4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph
    to keep up with me. Good job!

    5. Are You Andy or Barney?

    6. I thought you had to be in relatively good
    physical condition to be a police officer.

    7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

    8. I pay your salary!

    9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a arning, too!

    10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay,
    just so one of us does.

    11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

    12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been rinking?", you probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look
    glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

  2. #2
    mmandel
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    Re: What NOT to say to a Police Officer


    I needed a good laugh...Thanks! :lol:

  3. #3
    sk8ing lady2001
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    Re: What NOT to say to a Police Officer


    I love it! Thanks. :lol:

  4. #4
    Ladskater
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    Re: What NOT to say to a Police Officer


    Good. How about:

    "I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"

    "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality."

    "Earth is full. Go home."

    Ladskater

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