Grgranny,I Also, I would give him birthday, etc. cards and kept them and gave him the same one every year and he never caught on.
I'm on a roll. I have a weird sense of humor and this one just cracked me up.
A TALKING DOG
A man is walking down the street and sees a sign that reads, “Talking dog for sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes around the house and into the backyard, where he sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yes, I do," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders. No one figured a dog would be eavesdropping, and I was one of their most valuable operatives for eight years running."
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger. So I decided to settle down, and signed up for a job at the airport to do undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.”
The dog gave a bit of a yawn, stretched, and continued, “Then I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says, with a sneer.
"Ten dollars? This dog is incredible. Why on earth are you selling him for only ten dollars?"
"Because he's a liar, that’s why. He never did any of that!"
Sorry, I just think this is hilarious!!