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    Custom Title Mathman's Avatar
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    Insane vampires

    In Transylvania there are four kinds of people, sane humans, insane humans, sane vampires and insane vampires.

    Adele meets an attractive young man who announces, “I am an insane human.”

    Sane humans always tell the truth and know that they are telling the truth. Insane humans always lie but they think they are telling the truth. Sane vampires always lie and know that they are lying. Insane vampires always tell the truth but think they are lying.

    Should Adele go out with this person?

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    Sure, if this person is willing to pick up the tab. :chorus:

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    No. At best he's an insane human and at worst he's one of the two kinds of vampires, and really, sane or not, I wouldn't want to date someone who's main goal was giving me puncture wounds.

    (and, LOL @ Buzz)

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    “I am an insane human.”

    Insane Humans always lie so couldn't have said this.
    Not Sane Human or Insane Vampire who always speak the truth.
    Sane Vampires always lie, so this fits.

    I've dated worse.

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    Depends on whether or not she has a bite fetish.

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    No it's a Sane Vampire!!!!

    Though depending on her dating history she might consider it....i've known some people in my time who couldn't be worse than a sane vampire...plus you never know it could turn out to be Angel!!!

    Ant

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    Good one! (I agree that the answer is sane vampire)

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    I think it's a sane vampire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Julia View Post
    I've dated worse.


    Dee

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