
Originally Posted by
Wolfgang
Well, this isn't really a 'commute' per se, but I remember the olden days of a Europe with borders.......
(Yes, of course they're still there, but they say they're not........)
Germany goes on vacation in tiers.
First the north (in June, iirc), then the south (in late July/August).
Either way, this leads to an AVALANCHE of tidal wave proportions of cars headed for the beach.
Any beach, Italy's the closest, so let's all go there.....
Which gives (or gave) the Italian borderguards the shrewd idea to time their strike (they like to strike in Italy) demanding - what else - a pay raise just so that it coincides with the first wave of German automobiles eager to unload their Marks (now Euros) onto Bella Italia.
None shall pass......until we, the borderguards, get more Lira (now also Euro...).
Which in turn leads to a traffic jam, from the Austro-Italian border, through Austria (Tyrol bearing the brunt of the assault, being the most direct route), all the way back up into Germany, a traffic jam that would bring seasoned Los Angelenos or Athenians sobbing to their knees.
The Austrian Red Cross, highway patrol, and several other agencies have their hands full and then some feeding, caring for and otherwise keeping these people (mostly Prussians, but there's not a few Dutch, Scandinavians and Brits mixed in) more or less under control, and prevent them from heat stroke, starvation, boredom and other more unusual 'road hazards'.
Which is the whole idea behind the strike, such a massive mess (coupled with all the millions upon millions of Marks, sorry, Euros Italy is losing by not having the German tourists there) tends to bring about fast conclusions to salary negotiations.....
Happy commute!
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