I think they're probably incredibly nice and great skaters, but I don't find Chan or Carriere sexually attractive.
I think Joubert is handsome, but in a very ordinary way. I'm also scarred for life because of that video of him in his tightie whities and socks, it was far too reminiscent of my dad standing in front of the open fridge at 2am drinking out of the milk jug in the same get up.
Lysacek is hot no doubt about it, but he strikes me as the type that would only have sex with the lights off, in other words not very sexual. I'd also be afraid of arm flailing.
Therefore, Lambiel definitely. He's attractive enough in an interesting way to stand out in a crowd and he seems confident and sensual enough to be good in bed.
Others need to be there, some Russians for sure like Andrei Griazev, Andrei Lutai, Sergei Dobrin, Alexander Uspenski...and Johnny of course, with Bradden Overrett and maybe Adam Rippon (but only with the curls).
But of course I'm not shallow enough to look at skaters in that way...I only watch to enjoy and show respect for the noble sport of figure skating...uh huh.