Dana just doesn't want to see Nate's f-ing face. She isn't mad that Alison won, she's mad that Nate has a smirk on his face. Wow. I mean, wow. Dana just lives in some bizarro world where self-awareness doesn't exist.
She just said that Alison is going to be totally obnoxious this week (kettle, meet pot) and that she won the HoH by a complete fluke, because it wasn't based on skill at all. Um, no. Good thing Ali didn't waste all that time practicing then, idiot. And as blurry just pointed out in chat, Dana's win last week was HARDLY any feat. Dana's memory is the equivalent of a gnat's.
Jun shovels food in her mouth. Man, that girl has a serious eating disorder. Wow, Dana just uttered a full sentence without a curse word. Dana's trying to be all nice to Alison now. Dana thinks Shrimp Scampi is "ethnic food". Heh.
Justin asks Dana what she's thinking, she says she isn't thinking anything, Except she's sick of steak, she wants Ethnic food, like chicken parm or rats, you know, stuff that buzzards eat. Sitting on the beds hand in hand, it's actually really disgusting. I'd love to see these two go up on the block, try to cozy up to Allison, then have some big fight where they kill each other.
BB tells Justin to put on his Microphone and under his breath, he says, "I just changed c'sucker."
I am just realizing that when Jun changed, she put on a pink sweater and then willingly unbuttoned the bottom button to reveal her amazing gut. Does anyone have a staple gun? We'll start with her sweater and then move up to her mouth.
Dana once again says how Allison is in the diary room "talking sh't about her". She says Nathan is running the whole show this week. I tend to disagree, I think Allison is a "pissed awf" woman and she wants revenge on the buzzardcrotch that tried to split them up.
A nose comes in, with Robert trailing behind it. BuzzardCrotch says nominations are tomorrow and she just wants to get it over with. She also thinks food comp is tomorrow. Dana says if she's on the block and on Peanut Butter and Jelly, she's leaving.
BuzzardCrotch tells us that she was only making $400 a week in her job and now she's making twice as much now doing BB4. Jun says that on BB she's making a fraction of what she usually makes.
Allison wants Dana gone. Nathan says they should go to Dana after the veto and say, "We'll save your [color=red]*[/color][color=red]*[/color][color=red]*[/color] if you promise to only put up Robert, Jee or Jun if you get HOH." Allison says, "No deals, I don't trust her, she's going up."
Allison thinks they should be coming to her offering her deals. They all said they won't kiss her [color=red]*[/color][color=red]*[/color][color=red]*[/color], but they'll be there, we all know they'll be coming. BB tells Dana to go to Diary Room, Ally and Nate laugh. Allison says DR asked her if there was anything that Dana could do to keep from going up, she says, "Yeah, voluntary exit."
Dana continues with her revisionist history of the HOH competition. It was a FF (f-ing fluke). Oh my. Dana now pulls the religion card (yeah, I know, this is going to be a stretch. Go with it, though, it's a fun ride). Dana says she is more religious than Nate and Ali and says she has been to church more in the last 6 months than they have in their entire life. Maybe at the Unholy Church of Mid-Afternoon Satan Worshippers.
Pots and Kettles start flying as the Dark Side calls Ali 'emotional', 'petty', 'insane', 'unreasonable'. Folks? Been there, done that last week. Move it along.
Jun tries to butter up to Ali. Robert is yelling 'Jun campaigned against us dude'. Jun said ali said she doesn't know who she's gonna pick so she's gonna do an "Eeenie meenie miney moe". The stooges are infuriated. They don't know whether to believe she'd do that or not. Now they're commending Jun for doing that (going to Ali). Jun warned her (Jun is telling this all to Sluggo by the way) that the silent strong players will be overlooked. Ali says she knows so the eenie meanie miney moe would be best way to do it. The DS is clearly pissed that Ali is not giving any info/names.
The 3 Stooges say that if one of them goes up against Dana, no one should use the veto because another one of the three will be put up. They think they may go after the 3 Stooges because "they" know how tight the three are. They discuss the combinations of nominations. Justin says it could be "Dana and Erika". I'm wondering on whose planet Justin is currently residing and what color the sky is there.
Robert and Justin are talking about playing Allison and saying that they'll taunt her with the fact that Nathan's calling the shots. I'm uncertain as to what purpose they think it'll serve.
Robert says that Jee really needed those two because he would have been [color=red]*[/color][color=red]*[/color][color=red]*[/color][color=red]*[/color][color=red]*[/color][color=red]*[/color] over by these "c'suckers".
Dana has referred to Jack, Erika, Alison and Nate as the "Arayan Nation." Dana is an [color=red]*[/color][color=red]*[/color][color=red]*[/color]. Back to the coverall discussion.
Now they're talking about how they smoke pot. Justin has a grinder and he packs the bowl and it'll last him about two weeks because he only takes a couple hits a day. Dana talks about how her friends are always offering her "tea, especially her black friends." Justin says the same thing happens to him, in Philly his black friends are always like "Hey, bro" and, just in case you were wondering, Justin also has a couple of black friends in L.A. So, just in case you were keeping score: Jack, Erika, Allison, Nate -Arayan Nation; Dana & Justin - Lifetime members of the Anti-Defamation League because, hey, some of their best friends are black.
Jee asks Dana whether she can wear a bra with the top she has on and Dana says "no". Jee says he would tell his "woman" that she'd better f-ing wear something under that bra." Everyone gives him a hard time about that attitude. They then ask Jee what he would and would not "allow" his girlfriend to wear. Justin says that if you really, really trust your girl, you shouldn't sweat it. Jee says he tells his girlfriend upfront that he has some problems and one of them is that he is possessive. Dana says some girls like that. Jee says his girlfriend checks up on him more than he checks up on her. That she checks his messages and emails. Dana says they balance each other out because they're both "insecure like that." Dana says Italian men are like that, they want to go out and F--K around but the woman has to stay at home and do nothing. Jee is getting angry and he says she's a bad [color=red]*[/color][color=red]*[/color][color=red]*[/color] chick. Justin says they're not questioning his taste in women.
Jee goes inside to get a beer and Jun comes over and says when they were dating Jee wouldn't let her wear her tight clothes, no cleavage, etc. Jun talks about how she is given a hard time because she's so Americanized. That people in her neighborhood call her a "sell-out" but she's like "f--k that, I'm going to live my life the way I want to live it." It is statements like this that make not completely hate Jun.
Now Dana hates Erika and admits that who she hates changes every five minutes. She says all she can see is Erika jumping up and down when Allison won HOH. Robert says Erika shouldn't even be there. Dana says Allison shouldn't even be there.
Dana says it pisses her awf that if one of them had one HOH, Jack and Erika would be out there kissing up to them. They talk about how boring the OA is and how much more fun they're having even though the tide is turned against them. They are convinced that, because the OA is two separate teams of two that they'll turn on each other and these five are so tight. They all swear allegiance to each other. They discuss when they'll use the veto.
Just so you're clear: If Jun is up and Dana wins the veto, she's saving Dana. If one of the 3 Stooges wins the veto and Robert and Justin are up, they'll use the veto even if it means Dana or Jun goes up. Jun seems a little nonplussed by this. So, while just busting the OA for being two teams of two, they have just made it clear that they are two teams, one of two and one of three.
Dana says Jack is wuss and she's tired of his comments. She says he followed her into the bathroom and told her how grateful he was for her allowing him to stay, knows she did what she had to do and commends her for it. She tells the DS it was all bullsh-t and he is playing both sides. He is playing both sides to the extent of being civil to you, you horrid excuse for a human being but maybe...just maybe b-tchface he is a genuinely a nice guy. Ever heard of one of those? Try looking up role model you buzzard.
All these people are doing is ripping Erika and Jack. Saying if THEY won HOH they'd be out there right now talking strategy with THEM. I beg to differ with you nefarious hypocritical tapeworms.
Ali tells Jun she wants the guys to come to her and Jun tells her flat out no one will come to her. Ali starts acting like SHE'S the one begging for deals and asks Jun if they can make a deal. She proposes to Jun that she will not put her up if Jun promises if she gets HOH next week she will not put her up. Jun agrees but doesn't agree not to put up Nate. Ali says she understands.
Jun is accusing Jack and Erika of racism because they think she's the brains behind the operation. What, just because I'm Asian? Doing his best to quash the "smart Asian" stereotype, Jee non-sequiturs about his girlfriend and pulls out a picture of her and shows Justin to prove that she's a hottie. He then pulls out a picture of his mom and sister and proclaims his sister a "hottie", too ("We're a good looking family").
Robert teases Jee about hooking him up with his sister. Jee says his sister is really picky. Hee. I think he just slammed Robert.
Jee continues pimping his sister to Justin. God, Robert is now talking about how his sister is a "hottie" that she has a great body. Jesus. I would literally kill my brother if I overheard him having a conversation like this. Robert is now talking about a cousin "beautiful, blond, big t-ts, if she wasn't my first cousin I'd go after her." I'm thinking said cousin gives Robert a wide berth at the next family reunion.
All of a sudden Justin doesn't want to cuddle Dana at all hours. Last week, he couldn't keep his hands off Dana. I've noticed that he has hardly touched her since we came back from the live show.
It seems the boys name their bongs. Yeah, I know. Justin says his friends named theirs "Darth Vader". Jee says he and Jun (!) named their bong "Big Red". Justin says one of his bongs is named "Cal Rippen." I'm wondering if Justin has a matched set. What Would Martha Stewart Do?
Jee says he "wanted to leave his mark" on all his women. He wanted to carve his name on them with a knife. He then says he wants to get really stoned when he gets out of the house. Dana says "Well, it won't take much. One hit and you'll be like [color=red]*[/color][color=red]*[/color][color=red]*[/color][color=red]*[/color][color=red]*[/color][color=red]*[/color][color=red]*[/color][color=red]*[/color]."