Starting a new thread--
"Let's do it for Justin!" -- Robert
Alison and Robert in the pool. Agreeing that since the bastards are ripping Justin away from them, that they'll get revenge on the b****s in return!
They agree that Jun should go next, then Jerika. And then when it's the three of them, that whomever gets HOH will just take the person they want to the finals. "If you win you vote out me, if I win I vote out you," says Robert. Robert says that the Stooges control the votes in the end - the person they want to win will win.
Yes, that is SURE to get Alison on his side.
Now Robert is telling Alison that he told off Jun before the nomination ceremony. Sure, Bobo. He's saying that he got sick of her double dealing and told her so. Justin had to settle Robert down. "I just wanted her to know that we know, and I'm not going to let her switch sides again." Alison: "Oh, EVERYONE knows." Blah blah blah stupidliars.
Jack: What do we tell Jun? Should they tell her that the DS is coming after her in order to bring her closer to the Rebel Forces, but would she tell Jee? Because Jee has already offered her up. Alison thinks they maybe they could tell her if one of the Stooges win HOH, but not otherwise because unless the Stooges win HOH and put her up, they're not going to go after her before the Stooges (if they get HOH).
All agree that they can't really make a decision until after the Veto. Jack says Jun can't come to the DS anymore, only to them. Alison reminds him that Jun can go to Jee, and Jee will tell the other Stooge.
Alison says that in the HT last night all of the Stooges sounded like they didn't want Jun in the game. She thinks they don't like her as a person, and truthfully neither does she.
Jack says they'll just have to wait until after Justin comes to Erika with his deal in order to decide what they're going to do re: Robert's offer to call a truce between the sides in order to go after Jun.
Erika says that Robert hates her. Justin says he doesn't. Just her dogs. Erika says that Justin can ask Robert: she doesn't cry. It's just the circumstances in this house. There were bets on whether or not she was going to cry at the nomination ceremony.
I just saw the most disgusting thing. Robert is in the shower, and if that's not enough, he just blew his nose into his hand and washed it down the drain.
Holy infinite loop of suckitude.
The hamsters are hanging around waiting for the veto comp. Erika's in the diary room getting instructions. And Robert hits a new low . . .
. . .he starts talking about Big Brother 1. The vilest man ever talking about the boringest season ever. It's like a convergence of all things suck in the universe. Anyway, he asked if they had HOH the first year. Jack correctly answers no, and explains how things worked.
Jun won veto
Jee and Snotbert outside. Jee is drunkenly talking to sober Snotbert saying that Jee is the next target. That they have to stick together. Jee says that they can't have any regrets for all that's happened up to this point. Jee says he's sick of the girls doing their f***ing girly games. He's swearing a lot. Lots of girl bashing. Jee, don't drink so much again. Snotbert is regretting what he did in the competition. Snotbert says that he doesn't want to be around these W****S anymore. He hates these B****S. Jeeeez. They're w****s and b****s?!? What is HE? A snot sniffing, bugger picker, alcoholic cheater. Nice.
As Ali comes out, Snotbert says that he doesn't want to be around Erika. He's got some real rage in his voice. Sounds like he could crack if Erika were to come out right now and try to talk to him. Alas, she does not. Ali gets in the HT. They both go over near her. Ali asks if they are mad at her. They ask why they would be. Ali says that she thought Justin had it. They both agree (Jee and Robert).
Now Justin is sharing his manifesto as to how BB is manipulating the game to make certain people more apt to win certain competitions. You mean like the question about Ali that only you knew that won you HOH? Then yes, the game is rigged. Everyone locked in a cage is a fair fight. No one got out because they couldn't do it, they got out because they didn't need to win. Just like Robert did. He knew you were the one going be burned. Deal with it and stop your whining.
Jun is bawling in HOH & Alison has gone into comfort her. This totally goes against her plan of not crying in front of anyone.
Ali could hear Jun crying outside HOH and Jun is a startled that she was crying that loudly. Ali does her comforting, asks Jun if she would like to be alone and leaves when Jun says yes. Jun thanks her and now all 4 feeds are on Jun sobbing, uncontrollably at times.
America's Choice brought this on. the hamsters were told.
Announcement of who won should be tonight they think.
Robert is falling all over himself telling Erika what a great player she is, how she's taking out the strongest player, Let's see if I can remember the list:
1. You gave everything of yourself to me.
2. I am so sorry you had to be the one who was with me during that period of my life.
3. You never did anything wrong or bad, you were a saint.
4. It was all my fault and I wish you could forgive me, because we are adults and better people now.
I could go on and on and on and on and on . . .
Robert goes in with the stooges and starts ragging on Erika being unstable, that she threatened to slash his tires and he's talking about his office getting a call from Erika. He admits he cheated on Erika but F**k that was three years ago. I mean he went straight from Erika \ a** kissing\ to Stooges \ A** kicking. This man takes repulsive to new lows. He is at rock bottom and starting to dig.
Robert is giving Jee [color=red]*[/color][color=red]*[/color][color=red]*[/color][color=red]*[/color] because Jee's girl knows how much Jee makes. Robert says to NEVER let the b****h see your paycheck.
I have to comment on something Justin said a few minutes earlier on the Robert De-virginizing his friends sister, he said, "I'm coming over to take care of your sister like that."
Robert gets with Justin and tells him the whole conversation with Erika in the hammock. He tells it pretty straight. What he wants from Justin is to know who he should align with, Erika, Jun or Ali.
Justin says Erika because she is more trustworthy. He'll never know what Ali is thinking; only Justin can read her and once he's gone who knows what she'll do.
Robert tells more of Erika's convo and Justin points out how Erika is smart. He says definitely align with Erika.
Ali asks Erika how many reality shows she has applied to. Erika applied for the Amazing Race. Which we already knew because Coke Nose was using that as part of his campaign of hatred against E.
Annnnd. Snotbert is running his mouth as he soaks in the pool on Feed three. Jun has coated herself in baby oil - a ton of it, big amount of real estate to cover so pretty much half a bottle - and lays out on her back.
Snotbert finishes up a "World according to Snotbert" lecture and then asks Jun about Bob? He broke up with her? She says they talk and see each other but no sex. Her heart is with Bob but she keeps an open mind. SoBert wants to know if she loved him or was it because she's just insecure.
Oh the Ick factor is a toxic ten listening to SoBert talk boyfriends with Jun. He's giving her advice? Jun says Bob is scared of marriage. She says it's a very serious thing. Robert seems aghast that a man balks at marriage. Loser.
Jun says she had been on twelve or fifteen dates all with different guys. One was a producer. She says guys just come up to her and hand her their business cards and ask her out.
Jun: If you have the guts to do that then I'm flattered and I'll give you a chance
Robert and Jee compliment themselves on how well they've been playing the game. They hope it's "meant to be" that they're the final 2. Snotbert thinks that would be incredible because that means the dream team won. They're both kind of feeling each other out to make sure the other isn't going to bail.
If one of them wins HoH, they'll put Jack and Erika up, to get Jack out of the house
Blech. Jee is talking about how they have control over those "f***ing b****s." They'll listen to whatever they want. God, I hate these guys. Jee seems to think that they should keep Erika because they feel she won't get any votes in the final against either one of them