Welcome to my 1000th Post Party!! There is food, music and dancing, so come on and join the fun.
Dee (in her speech making mode) Uh, thank all of you for coming to my party. I just wanted to let everyone know that I have had so much fun here. You are all so knowledgeable about skating and I have learned a lot here. I even like the fights that seldom occur but they are even fun too (sometimes). (Applause and laughter)
I would especially like to thank Paula for providing us with such a well managed board and to the moderators for keeping us in line. (laughter from the audience)
The most memorable thread and posts were from a topic called Indecorous Positions. There were so many wonderful posts and images posted in this topic and we were having such fun and then all of sudden we all got in trouble for stealing bandwith. Of course we were all innocent of any charges of theft so our wonderful Paula gives us a lesson in bandwith theft. Those were the good old days. (sobs from the audience)
Well so much for going down memory lane. Again, thanks for being such a wonderful group of people. (cheers & laughter)
Now, it is time to par---t-t-t-t-e-e-e-e. Have a drink or two and join the fun.
(holding her 1000th post trophy)