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    Mergers

    In the wake of the Exxon/Mobile deal and the AOL/Time Warner implode, following are some expected mergers of interest for the year 2004:

    1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

    2. PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly Warner Cracker

    3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as: MMMGood.

    4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

    5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

    6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

    7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.

    8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!


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    9. UNICEF (United Nations International Children's Fund) with Korn/Ferry International to produced UniKorn.

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    That is the best laugh I've had in a looong time. They get funnier the farther down the list you read. What a hoot!

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    Didn't I just here the Bon Marche and Macees will merge to be dubbed "Bon Macees?" or something like that. Had a good chuckle. Thanks.

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