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    Words Women Use

    WORDS WOMEN USE

    FINE
    This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are
    right
    and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks -
    this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

    FIVE MINUTES
    This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your
    football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an
    even trade.

    NOTHING
    This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is
    usually
    used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside
    out,
    upside down, and backwards. ''Nothing" usually signifies an argument that
    will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine'

    GO AHEAD (W! ith Raised Eyebrows)
    This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over
    "Nothing"
    and will end with the word "Fine"

    GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
    This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will
    get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by
    "Nothing"
    and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools
    off.

    LOUD SIGH
    This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often
    misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at
    that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
    arguing with you over "Nothing"

    SOFT SIGH
    Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she
    is
    content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay
    content.

    THAT'S OKAY
    This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
    man.
    "That's Okay" means that she ! wants to think long and hard before paying
    you
    back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used
    with
    the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow.

    PLEASE DO
    This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance
    to
    come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is
    that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful
    and
    you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"

    THANKS
    A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

    THANKS A LOT
    This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot"
    when
    she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her
    in
    some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not
    to
    ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you
    "Nothing"

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    Too funny and so true. I heard myself arguing with my husband . (We've only had one fight in all the time we've been married - of course it has lasted 13 years jk!)

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    Kind of like when I told people we had been married 30 happy years. 30 out of 50 wasn't bad.

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