The anti Dream Vancouver Podiums thread.

Understand that this is not for those easily offended, nor for those who are politically correct. This is just for fun.

Ice dance

D/S
D/S
K/N

This would mean no more ice dance at the Olympics

Pairs

M/T
K/S
S/S

Down with the establishment.

Ladies

Kostner (if that one wins, THERE IS NO GOD)
Lepisto
Gedevanishvili

Because that podium would really be shameful for any respectable international competition.


Men

Joubert (champions are not supposed to be big babies who whine when other people do better)
Plushenko (plain, robotic, ugly)
Lysacek (the definition of meh)