I've decided to do a drinking game based on the commentary at the Olympics. Since I'm stuck with Screechin' Scotty, Simple Sandra, and Terrible Tom, I might as well have fun with it. So, take a drink of the beverage of your choice anytime....
Says "tired legs"
Says "altitude" (Never mind that Vancouver is sea level. Facts don't matter to Screechin' Scotty)
Sounds like he's straining on the toilet when describing a skater ekeing out a jump
Sounds like he's wetting himself when someone lands a routine jump
Overhypes the performances of the American skaters
Says "harsh judging system"
Says "complicated scoring system"
Says Caydee Denny is "Like a cat. She always finds her feet."
Says "Kim Yu Na"
Misidentifies an Asian skater
Says something stupid and completely non factual (your bladder will be overloaded 15 minutes in)
That's all I can think of right now. Feel free to add your own.