Even knowing the complete pointlessness of this, we just can't pass on the chance to make this wild guess, right? I'll start:

MEN
1. Takahashi
2. Schultheiss
3. Abbott
4. Denis Ten
5. Van Der Perren
6. Amodio
7. Mura
8. Sawyer

LADIES
1. Asada
2. Murakami
3. Flatt
4. Kostner
5. Korpi
6. Zhang
7. Gedevanishvili
8. Wagner

PAIRS
1. Pang & Tong
2. Bazarova & Larionov
3. Denney & Barrett
4. Hausch & Wende
5. Zhang & Wang

DANCE
1. Davis & White
2. Cappellini & Lanotte
3. Shibutani & Shibutani
4. Reed & Reed
5. Ilinykh & Kastapalov (low prediction due to some ot TT's criticism of their training)
6. Weaver & Poje