omg you're my new hero, that one actually works thank you so much!
not what I expected but still hilarious
but now I'm even more certain that he actually did hit his head on the ceiling in that other picture
Speaking of his love life personality.Yesterday someone posted this translation on tumblr, no much weight but still pretty funny
http://yuzuristxoxo.tumblr.com/post/...-teller-calledI found an article about a fortune teller called ‘Chameleon Takeda’ fortune telling about Yuzuru’s future love life. I will post and translate a few questions on it!!
Translated Questions: (Typed in bold are questions, normal font are the answers, ( ) are notices I added.)
-So, what is Yuzuru Hanyu’s type about love?
If he aims a person, he will go after them. Instead of going after several people, he will on go for people that he thinks ‘They’re the one’. And his ideal person has high qualities to pass.
-He doesn’t seem like to have a lot of relationships. More like he doesn’t really have any.
I think he accidentally says tough things to women sometimes. He might hurt them in that case and fail in relationships.
-Do you think a relationship is a plus to competing (as a figure skater)?
If he’s in a relationship it’s likely he’ll have a tendency to focus on that, so it might be difficult to balance them out at the same time. However, a relationship experience might work positively in the expression part. And, he doesn’t seem to have bad luck with love, so even if he has a broken heart there won’t be any negative impact to the competition.
-What kind of person would be a good girlfriend for him?
Somebody who is older than him, or mentally an adult LIKE MAO. A person who looks sexy, but inside who’s independent. For example, Danmitsu. (This is a picture of her.)
-Yuzuru Hanyu and Danmitsu… what an outrageous couple! The last question is… it’s only about the possibility. What if he has a thing for guys?
It doesn’t change about the part of being mentally adult and looking sexy.Like a man who is very hot and that’ll make him proud to walk with him. By the way, as far as I see on the horoscope, it doesn’t look like he does. (Fortune teller laughs)
Here is also a gif (with audio) of him playing dodge ball at elementary school. He yelled something like ''Tea-chan, why did you dodge?!!'' —— very serious even when playing games.
I saw that thing on tumblr yesterday and I'm still laughing. Most hilarious part: Your horoscope can tell you if you are gay??? maybe fortune tellers should team up with some of those doctors who try to cure the gay.
Actually, the man in the video did not say Yuzuru was clumsy. He said that hypothetically. He asked Daisuke "Could you tell us unknown side or secret of your teammates? The real type of them? For example, Hanyu-kun looks like a prince, but he really is clumsy or something like that?"
Daisuke replied, "Hanyu-kun looks like herbivore, but he really is the opposite. I may look like carnivore, but just the opposite."
"Oh, he is carnivore, really!?"
"Yes, if talking about the type. 'hanaikiga arai (literally means snorty or haughty)' may not the right word, but he is very aggressive, meanwhile I concede."
AlexSaytor, maybe you are talking about this scene.
Daisuke is singing in the waiting room when Yuzuru is performing "Hana ni nare".
Daisuke: (Jokingly) How about my going there and singing together? I may get yelled, huh?
Nobunari: Oh, please don't (laughs)
Tatsuki: He (Yuzuru) will get really mad at you! If you fool around while he is concentrating seriously, he will get really uptight!
What have you witnessed, Tatsuki?
My "radar" tell me he is into girls... And I want him to date MAO, but I wont cry if he choose Yuna it will mean peace between KS and Japan <3
If he likes guys... I don´t know who will be good enough for my little Yuzuru...