But which one does he sleep with? Does he rotate them or does he have one particular favorite? Or does he sleep in the middle of the big pile of Pooh(s)?
Usually you tell kids that they shouldn't take anything from strangers and he does that all the time. Strangers are literally throwing stuff at him. What if the stuffing really is bad for his asthma? What if some crazy person laces the Pooh stuffing with sneezing powder just for fun and giggles? That can't be good for him.
And considering how tired he looked at the end of the DOI finale, maybe he really forgot his favorite Pooh and now he can't sleep. Also not good, the kid needs his sleep! How will he ever grow over those 171cm if he never sleeps?
But the idea of a Pooh pile also seems very reasonable to me. The whole scenario probably looks something like "The Princess and the Pea", only its "The Prince and the Pooh". I can totally see this going down every night: Close door. Run-up. Jump. Four revolutions. Woosh. Bellyflop on Pooh pile. Sleep tight.
I heard that the sea of Pooh was his hotel room in Fukuoka where GP Final 2013 was held.
NO! I am NOT a shipper. I just wanna bite Shoma. I can understand Yuzuru, though. Shoma is like a giant pooh! Can I bite him?
Announcer: Oda-san, he has chosen a classic piano music for SP of his new season as OGM ?
Oda: Classic piano music is difficult to express. I think this may be his new challenge.
A: And in this SP, the quad jump has been moved to the latter half where the basic value is higher.
(Yuzuru fell quad)
O: Oh, it was close.
A: Well, this new SP of Hanyu sensyu, his new challenge to move the quad to the latter half. Oda-san, what do you think about the meaning of his decision?
O: Not just points, this program is of very tough configuration physically. He maybe wants to show champion's dignity by succeeding that quad jump, as no other skater is doing this, I felt so.
A: Hmm, Champion's dignity. Suzuki-san, the feel or mood of Hanyu sensyu is totally changed from before?
Suzuki: Yes, especially it's totally changed from the SP of last year. If he could succeed this quad in the latter half, I'm expecting mens figure skating would be more exciting.
A: How perfectly our OGM will bring this new program to completion, another season of his progress now begins.
Sorry for rush translation
I was hoping for a funny introduction too. Something like "Winnie the Pooh biggest fan" "The collector of 50 pair of earphones" "The earphones obssesed skater" or the number of Pooh-sans that he has.