Yes Celebrity Skating Mom Death Match.Originally posted by thisthingcalledlove
That line is just funny to me, LBC. Everytime I read it, I see TT falling on the floor, fur coat and all, and Galina Cohen screaming at her in Russian.
I think the skating moms need to all get together and leave their daughters alone!
Julie McDonough, Pat Lipinski, LaVonna Harding, Danny Kwan (he's not a mom, but I'm lumping him in here), Galina Cohen, Robin Wagner (I think if she had her way, she'd adopt Sarah), and the rest of them should be put in WWF and see who'd win!
My bet is on Pat Lipinski
IDLERACER- I think if W0FICE were still here, she'd have a second heart attack! She'd be like TT- she has to give up skating before Sasha kills her!
Announcer: Here we are at the Ice Palace of Auburn Hills for Celebrity Skating Mom Death Match.
Our first match feature: Pat Lipinski vs Danny Kwan
Announcer: This should be a slam dunk for Pat. Danny maybe a guy but he's not very big.
Michelle and Tara in the audience:
Michelle: Go Dad beat the "bleep" out of her.
Tara: Come on mom you can do it. I beat Michelle for god's sake you can beat her dad.
Michelle grabs Tara's hair and wraps it around her neck and mouth.
Announcer: There's the bell
Pat: Come on you . At least I never tried to coach my daughter just run her life.
Danny: Shut up Pat. Your daughter can barely walk. Mine is a legend.
Pat comes and smashes Danny's head to the ground.
Danny hits her with a karate chop.
Danny: Look what I learned from Bruce Lee in Hong Kong.
Danny proceeds to do several Bruce Lee moves and Pat is on the ground.
Pat: Take this.
Pat kicks Danny in the crotch.
Danny falls to the floor. Pat then jumps and falls on him crushing him.
Tara: unable to speak because of enormous hair ball in her mouth. MMMMMMMMM
Announcer: There's the bell and the winner is Pat Lipinski
Announcer: Next up Galina Cohen vs Julie McDonough
Sasha and AP in the audience:
Sasha: Come on Mom I've got the president on my cell waiting to congradulate you.
AP: Give me that. "Hi this is the President"
Announcer: There's the bell
Galina: You've never seen Swan Lake in your life have you? It is a ballet. Nobody has swans on their costumes.
Julie: Hey, Look at that hideous mess your daugher is wearing. What is that suppose to be. Looks like a swan threw up on it.
Galina hits Julie in the mouth. Julie hits her back and they are wrestling on the ground.
Julie then wraps Galina's legs behind her head.
Galina: You think that hurts Ha Where do you think my daugher gets that flexablity from.
Galina then makes herself into a pretzel and flings herself at Julie.
Julie then takes out her sewing machine and hits Galina sparkels fly.
Galina : I can't see. All I see is glitter.
They fight some more and then:
Announcer: What is that !!!!!!! It looks like a flying fur.
No it's Tatiana Tarosava.
Tatiana: Here you take this and smother her to death.
Gives Julie the fur coat.
PETA protesters storm the arena.
Get her. She's killing innocent animals
In the maheim Sasha gets the fur.
Sasha: That's mine. She bought that thing with MY MONEY.
The police storm the place and arrest everyone as a big fight breaks out.
Galina and Tatiana are pulled off each other as they try to choke another.
Michelle, Tara, Sasha, and AP: What is happening? What do you mean you're arresting us. We're stars don't you know that. You'll ruin our ice princess image. We'll never get another endoursement.
Announcer: Well it seems it is all over for now See you next time on Celebrity Skating Mom death match.