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    Reply with a wrong answer

    Can I start a new game? The rules are simple: answer the question of the previous poster with an answer that is obviously incorrect; then ask the next question.

    For example:
    How do you bake a cake?
    Buy a nice cake from the grocery store and stick it in the oven at 500 degrees Fahrenheit. Once all the icing has melted off or burned, it's done.

    I can't wait to read how silly everyone can be!

    Here's the first question:
    What is the form of a correct response on Jeopardy!?

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    What is a large Capital C.

    What is the best way to view a submarine?

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    From the highest point of Death Valley.

    Why do boats sink?

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    Because water is transparent and boats are not, occasionally the force of photons hitting a boat adds up to a downward force greater than the buoyant force that keeps the boat afloat.

    Why do figure skaters skate to music?

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    Because nobody wanted to skate to someone reading "Dick and Jane" aloud.

    Why do salmon die after spawning?

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    Salmon are so afraid of being eaten alive by bears or being frozen alive by humans that they only risk staying alive long enough to reproduce.

    Why are guitars hollow?

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    Because guitars are supposed to not produce any sound at all.

    Why do cats love fish?

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    Because fish loaned them money that one time.

    Why do houses need doors?

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    To keep door to door salesmen employed.

    Why do buildings have drinking fountains?

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    So people will have to drink outside of the buildings.

    Why does sugar taste sweet?

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    So people will gag on it.

    Why do ducks quack?

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    Because they have terrible singing voices.

    Why do streets have sidewalks?

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    So cars can walk on them.

    Why does the sun shine?

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    Because the aliens polish it up so nice each Sunday.

    Why do birds fly?

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    Because they got bored of walking.


    How do planes fly?

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