I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy. I'll just walk around being real happy until some jerk says something stupid to me. - Jack Handey (Saturday Night Live)
... Man must treat the beasts of this land as his brother. What is man without the beasts? if all the beasts were gone, man would die from a great loneliness of spirit. For whatever happens to the beasts, also happens to the man.
-- Chief Seattle of the Puget Sound Suwamish Tribe
"Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't."
-- Victor Borge (b. 1909), Danish-born American pianist, comedian, known for "musical satire"