Words you'll never hear...

[Figureskates]

...and moderating tonight's Presidential debate is.....

Anna Kournakova!!

[BronzeisGolden]

....And the spokesperson for the Boys Club of America for 2004 is...

Michael Jackson

....and the headliner for the half-time show at the 2005 Superbowl is...

Janet Jackson

[KwanFan1212]

"And for once, all the skating fans from the internet actually agree about this skater/team/competition result!!!!!"

[Ptichka]

Originally posted by show 42
..........and the Pulitzer Peace Prize goes to.......George W. Bush......42

Show, the problem is -- we may actually hear it :(

[John King]

Hey,I posted a message saying Tonya H. would be on the cover of Vogue,as an April 1st joke,and sevral people here took it for real!

[Ravyn Rant]

How about..."and the nominee for the Democratic Presidential nomination is Dennis Kucinich".
Only in my dreams, I guess.
Rave

[show 42]

Ptichka..........that's what I'm afraid of........:sheesh: 42

[skatepixie]

and the American Idol is....
....William Hung

our speakers on ethics in sports tonight are....
.....Mike Tyson and Tonya Harding

your new drivers ed teacher....
....Oksana bauil

here to tell you about the importance of modesty in todays world...
....Janel Jackson

[Yazmeen]

Liz Taylor also stole Eddie Fisher from his wife, Debbie Reynolds, after the death of her (2nd? 3rd?) husband Mike Todd.

I couldn't resist a few from the figure skating world:

How's this:

Please welcome our panel who will discuss the importancy of hard work, practice and consistency in figure skating:

Tonya Harding
Christopher Bowman
Nicole Bobek


Presenting on the importance of the warm-up in figure skating success:

Tara Lipinski

Our guest speakers who will elaborate on the place for modesty in skating costuming:

Phillipe Candeloro
Katarina Witt

And finally, discussing the mechanics for successful quadruple jumps:

Michael Weiss

[icenut84]

Originally posted by BronzeisGolden
....and the headliner for the half-time show at the 2005 Superbowl is...

Janet Jackson

"And the Grammy goes to...

The Cheeky Girls"

[John King]

"Tonight on A & E Biography:The Wide World Of Laura Flynn Boyle"

[mariana]

Originally posted by Aloft02
...our keynote speaker for the Mensa convention this year is... Jessica Simpson!!

Please welcome our breakout speaker on the importance of monogamy and fidelity in marriage...

Elizabeth Taylor



...this year Nobel Price in Economy... Domingo Cavallo (former ministry of economy in Argentina, responsably for todays economic crisis on this country)