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Can I start a new game? The rules are simple: answer the question of the previous poster with an answer that is obviously incorrect; then ask the next question.

For example:
How do you bake a cake?
Buy a nice cake from the grocery store and stick it in the oven at 500 degrees Fahrenheit. Once all the icing has melted off or burned, it's done.

I can't wait to read how silly everyone can be!

Here's the first question:
What is the form of a correct response on Jeopardy!?

 

dorispulaski

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What is a large Capital C.

What is the best way to view a submarine?

 

Sam-Skwantch

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From the highest point of Death Valley.

Why do boats sink?

 

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Because water is transparent and boats are not, occasionally the force of photons hitting a boat adds up to a downward force greater than the buoyant force that keeps the boat afloat.

Why do figure skaters skate to music?

 

dorispulaski

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Because nobody wanted to skate to someone reading "Dick and Jane" aloud.

Why do salmon die after spawning?

 

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Salmon are so afraid of being eaten alive by bears or being frozen alive by humans that they only risk staying alive long enough to reproduce.

Why are guitars hollow?

 

Meoima

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Because guitars are supposed to not produce any sound at all.

Why do cats love fish?

 

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Because fish loaned them money that one time.

Why do houses need doors?

 

Sam-Skwantch

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To keep door to door salesmen employed.

Why do buildings have drinking fountains?

 

Meoima

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So people will have to drink outside of the buildings.

Why does sugar taste sweet?

 

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So people will gag on it.

Why do ducks quack?

 

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Because they have terrible singing voices.

Why do streets have sidewalks?

 

Meoima

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So cars can walk on them.

Why does the sun shine?

 

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Because the aliens polish it up so nice each Sunday.

Why do birds fly?

 

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Because they got bored of walking.


How do planes fly?

 

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Planes stay in the air because they cruise at orbital velocity.

How do you play a CD?

 

dorispulaski

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Right after I play an A and a B
http://m.youtube.com/index?&desktop_uri=/#/watch?v=OtiMJlLzbZk

Is a bell necessary on a bicycle?

 

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If the other person is insane.

Why do trees exist?

 

Sam-Skwantch

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So Tarzan can swing from tree to tree. What would you suggest a forest of trampolines?

Why are stop lights red?

 

karne

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Because communists invented them.


Why are skates called skates and not knife boots?