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Dee4707

Ice Is Slippery - Alexie Yagudin
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Jul 28, 2003
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Because we want to sing "Hail, Hail, the Gangs All Here."

Why does it rain??
 

iluvtodd

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Mar 5, 2004
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United-States
Because the sky has to cry sometimes.

Why is a grapefruit called a grapefruit?
 

Dee4707

Ice Is Slippery - Alexie Yagudin
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Jul 28, 2003
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United-States
Because it doesn't want to be called Sourpuss.

Why does the earth revolve around the sun???
 

iluvtodd

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Mar 5, 2004
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United-States
Because it will get lost, otherwise.

Why is an eggplant called an eggplant?
 

Dee4707

Ice Is Slippery - Alexie Yagudin
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Because they don't know how to walk

Why do people wear clothes??
 

iluvtodd

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Mar 5, 2004
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United-States
It would put candy stores out of business?

Why do some donuts have holes?
 

Dee4707

Ice Is Slippery - Alexie Yagudin
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Joined
Jul 28, 2003
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United-States
Because heat makes you sweat

Why don't most people have a million dollars???
 

Sam-Skwantch

“I solemnly swear I’m up to no good”
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Dec 29, 2013
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He is the romantic type that only believes in one long term committed relationship. :p

Why does carpet go on the floor and not the ceiling?
 

iluvtodd

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Mar 5, 2004
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United-States
Because the floor would be embarrassed if it was undressed.

Why do some people put sauerkraut on hot dogs?
 

Klarnet

On the Ice
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Apr 7, 2014
Because it is legally restricted to eat hot dogs without sauerkraut

Why can't people eat a whole cow at a sitting?
 

Dee4707

Ice Is Slippery - Alexie Yagudin
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United-States
Because the cow keeps screaming

Why do Figure Skaters jump??
 

Klarnet

On the Ice
Joined
Apr 7, 2014
Because deep inside they feel themselves as tiny beautiful mermaids

Why do people climb Mount Everest?
 

Klarnet

On the Ice
Joined
Apr 7, 2014
(did you mean prank calls?)

Because that helps to bring more peace and joy in the world

Why does milk get sour in time?
 

Dee4707

Ice Is Slippery - Alexie Yagudin
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Joined
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United-States
Because most people like to drink sour milk

Why do people wear shoes??
 
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