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Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline

Tonichelle

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Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline
You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change.

Before you take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.

The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.

When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.

The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.

You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once."

No movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.

You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.

All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.
 

RealtorGal

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:laugh:

Reminds me of a funny story... When my brother was in college, he spent a summer at Cambridge Univ. in England. He booked a flight on a new, no frills airline that had made a huge splash because of its ridiculously low fares. Well, I told him to make sure to use the bathroom before he got on the plane because no frills meant... well... you get the picture. At first he didn't believe me, said I must be kidding. Somehow I managed to keep a straight face and absolutely insisted that I wasn't kidding. Finally, he came around and actually did believe that I was telling the truth! Had him fooled for quite a while! :D :D :D :D :D
 
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