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    Things Your Mother Wouldn't Say

    Things Your Mother Wouldn't Say

    "Be good and for your birthday I'll buy you a motorcycle!"

    "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"

    "Don't bother wearing a jacket--it's quite warm out."

    "Let me smell that shirt--yeah, it's good for another week."

    "I think a cluttered bedroom is a sign of creativity."

    "Yeah, I used to skip school, too."

    "Just leave all the lights on...it makes the house more cheery."

    "Could you turn the music up louder so I can enjoy it, too?"

    "Run and bring me the scissors! Hurry!"

    "Aw, just turn these undies inside out. No one will ever know."

    "I don't have a tissue with me--just use your sleeve."

    "Well, if Timmy's Mom says it's okay, that's good enough for me."

    "Of course you should walk to school and back. What's the big deal about having to cross a few main streets?"

    "My meeting won't be over till later tonight. You kids don't mind if we skip dinner?

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    That's too cute! I wish a Happy Mother's Day to all Moms and may I not forget their loved ones.

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    Re: Things Your Mother Wouldn't Say

    Originally posted by Tonichelle


    "Let me smell that shirt--yeah, it's good for another week."

    Actually, that's what your mother often has to say when you're a female teenager. Like me. :D

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    yeah, especially when its dry clean only. LOL

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    Things my mother never said:

    "Wow, your belly button piercing is so cool! Did it hurt? I want to get mine done, too!"

    "Honey, purple hair looks fantastic on you!"

    "Of course you should buy another black shirt. You can't have too much black in your wardrobe."

    "I'm sorry I couldn't go see Judas Priest with you."

    My mom, even though she never said these things, is the coolest mom ever. She rocks!

    Laura

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    "There's really no way you could poke your eye out with that - go ahead and sword fight with that weinie roasting stick."

    "That skirt's a little long isn't it?!"

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    "Ballet is cool. I'll find you a tutor so that you can practise it twice a day."

    "Your CD collection lacks something. What about going to the shop this afternoon?"

    "Your eye shadow is a beauty."

    "I think it's time you have a better facial powder."

    "Of course you need a pair of skates!"

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    Sorry I put a damper on this thread. It was the first thing I thought of and apologize.

    In answer to the title: Oh, you don't have to do the dishes this week. I'll do them.
    Last edited by Grgranny; 05-09-2004 at 11:26 PM.

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    Oh, Grgranny, that's so very sad....

    I hope you had a happy Mother's Day today at least!

    (Sometimes I think we learn the best lessons from knowing how we want to be different from some of our family members....)

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    I erased the post I put in before and changed it.
    Aloft, it was a pretty good day.
    Last edited by Grgranny; 05-09-2004 at 11:28 PM.

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    Of course I'll get you the supersize chemistry set. Let's see whether we can blow up the cat.

    And a drum set for Christmas would be excellent!

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    Oh, are you visting again ?

    Maybe you should consider a school/job in another state or country, something very far away.

    How's your sex life these days?

    You bring that laundry right back out to your car because you aren't doing it here!

    35 is young, live it up, you have a long time to go before you even have to consider marriage or kids!

    Maybe you should quit that job.

    I love your hair!

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    "I think that bra could use a little more Kleenex stuffed in it."

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    look what I started!

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    "Honey, I'm so glad you've made some new friends. Motorcycles and 'Hell's Angels' tattoos really suit you!"

    "Your father and I are very disappointed in you. Why medicine? Why can't you go into acting like the rest of your brothers and sisters?


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