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Things Your Mother Wouldn't Say

Tonichelle

Idita-Rock-n-Roll
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Things Your Mother Wouldn't Say

"Be good and for your birthday I'll buy you a motorcycle!"

"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"

"Don't bother wearing a jacket--it's quite warm out."

"Let me smell that shirt--yeah, it's good for another week."

"I think a cluttered bedroom is a sign of creativity."

"Yeah, I used to skip school, too."

"Just leave all the lights on...it makes the house more cheery."

"Could you turn the music up louder so I can enjoy it, too?"

"Run and bring me the scissors! Hurry!"

"Aw, just turn these undies inside out. No one will ever know."

"I don't have a tissue with me--just use your sleeve."

"Well, if Timmy's Mom says it's okay, that's good enough for me."

"Of course you should walk to school and back. What's the big deal about having to cross a few main streets?"

"My meeting won't be over till later tonight. You kids don't mind if we skip dinner?
 

PrincessLeppard

~ Evgeni's Sex Bomb ~
Final Flight
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Jul 26, 2003
Things my mother never said:

"Wow, your belly button piercing is so cool! Did it hurt? I want to get mine done, too!"

"Honey, purple hair looks fantastic on you!"

"Of course you should buy another black shirt. You can't have too much black in your wardrobe."

"I'm sorry I couldn't go see Judas Priest with you."

My mom, even though she never said these things, is the coolest mom ever. She rocks!

Laura :)
 

Aloft04

On the Ice
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Mar 15, 2004
"There's really no way you could poke your eye out with that - go ahead and sword fight with that weinie roasting stick."

"That skirt's a little long isn't it?!"
 

~tibia venifica~

Rinkside
Joined
Apr 28, 2004
"Ballet is cool. I'll find you a tutor so that you can practise it twice a day."

"Your CD collection lacks something. What about going to the shop this afternoon?"

"Your eye shadow is a beauty."

"I think it's time you have a better facial powder."

"Of course you need a pair of skates!"
 

Grgranny

Da' Spellin' Homegirl
Joined
Jul 26, 2003
Sorry I put a damper on this thread. It was the first thing I thought of and apologize.

In answer to the title: Oh, you don't have to do the dishes this week. I'll do them.
 
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Aloft04

On the Ice
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Mar 15, 2004
Oh, Grgranny, that's so very sad....

I hope you had a happy Mother's Day today at least!

(Sometimes I think we learn the best lessons from knowing how we want to be different from some of our family members....)
 

Grgranny

Da' Spellin' Homegirl
Joined
Jul 26, 2003
I erased the post I put in before and changed it.
Aloft, it was a pretty good day.
 
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dorispulaski

Wicked Yankee Girl
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Of course I'll get you the supersize chemistry set. Let's see whether we can blow up the cat.

And a drum set for Christmas would be excellent!
 

berthes ghost

Final Flight
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Jul 30, 2003
Oh, are you visting again ?

Maybe you should consider a school/job in another state or country, something very far away.

How's your sex life these days?

You bring that laundry right back out to your car because you aren't doing it here!

35 is young, live it up, you have a long time to go before you even have to consider marriage or kids!

Maybe you should quit that job.

I love your hair!
 

RealtorGal

Record Breaker
Joined
Jul 27, 2003
"Honey, I'm so glad you've made some new friends. Motorcycles and 'Hell's Angels' tattoos really suit you!"

"Your father and I are very disappointed in you. Why medicine? Why can't you go into acting like the rest of your brothers and sisters?

:eek:
 

bronxgirl

Medalist
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Jan 22, 2004
You know, you should stop just saying the "f-word" and use that whole word in a sentence! And more often too! :laugh:
 

Lcp88

On the Ice
Joined
Jul 27, 2003
"Why of course I don't mind if you have a party with beer! You're 17, thats more than old enough!"

"Your brother has a tatoo - why don't you want one?" - actually said by a friend of mine's step mother. :confused: Go figure....
Laura
 
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