I guess they'll have to forget what sport they're in and start speedskating around the rink. I'm picturing Chan in one of those helmets the short-track skaters wear. Maybe they could come out at the same time and mime out a relay race. Of course, Speedy might appreciate it and give them the gold anyways. No winning....and by "winning" I mean losing. Oh well.
That's a dangerous suggestion. Patrick is the fastest skater in men's figure skating.