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- Jul 27, 2003
Well, if we're adding country music titles, then you have just GOT to check out this list of 200+ cheesy song titles:
http://www.downstream.ca/country.htm
Some of my "favorites" include:
"Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart?"
"At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump"
"Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears"
"Bubba Shot the Jukebox"
"Did I Shave My Legs for This?" (Deana Carter)
"Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed"
"How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me?" (by Mel Tillis)
"I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart " (Written by Jack Clement )
"If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You"
I lauged hysterically over this one!
Last Night I Went to Bed with a "10" and Woke this Morning with a "2" (by Willie Nelson)
"My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him " (by Phil Earhart)
"Queen of my Doublewide Trailer"
"She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger"
"You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly" (recorded by Conway Twitty & Loretta Lynn"
Then there are the cow songs:
"Cow Cow Blues"
"Cow Cow Boogie - Moo Moo My Love" (recorded by many artists including The Judds & Mel Torme)
"Cow Cow Strut"
http://www.downstream.ca/country.htm
Some of my "favorites" include:
"Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart?"
"At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump"
"Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears"
"Bubba Shot the Jukebox"
"Did I Shave My Legs for This?" (Deana Carter)
"Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed"
"How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me?" (by Mel Tillis)
"I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart " (Written by Jack Clement )
"If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You"
I lauged hysterically over this one!
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Last Night I Went to Bed with a "10" and Woke this Morning with a "2" (by Willie Nelson)
"My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him " (by Phil Earhart)
"Queen of my Doublewide Trailer"
"She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger"
"You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly" (recorded by Conway Twitty & Loretta Lynn"
Then there are the cow songs:
"Cow Cow Blues"
"Cow Cow Boogie - Moo Moo My Love" (recorded by many artists including The Judds & Mel Torme)
"Cow Cow Strut"