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Elfga265
Plot: Every story has one and this one is quite evil, complicated, hilarious, confusing, scary, and all everything a plot is. Okay there are people from Lord of the Rings (not just the humans you know), Harry Potter, STAR WARS, Pokémon, Victorian Literature, Nintendo, Russian History and my um… mind. So basically it’s like what happens when Merry and Pippin throw a party and Arwen gets pregnant (not not with Aragorn’s kid… Frodo’s), Haldir becomes a renowned poet, Gandalf becomes a Pope, and Eowyn falls in love with Gimli. So anyways Arwen flees the possibility of Aragorn finding out and she flees Middle Earth and ends up in a weird country where people wore fur hats, danced in the streets, and had names like; Rasputin. So meanwhile that Rasputin freak is plotting to annihilate the Romanov family. She doesn’t really give hey about it until she sees that Nikolai and Alexandra are innocent and shouldn’t die, so she summons the forces of Middle Earth, and Naboo to kill of that perverted freak. They prevail and Nicky and Alex and their kids don’t die that way. So Arwen marries Aragorn only for him to find out his son is a Hob-Elf! Forget about that Anya still marries that kitchen boy Dimitri. So about a century passes, Russia still has czars, Arwen and Aragorn are still alive after they got pictures painted of themselves buy this British guy, and Michelle Kwan won that Olympic gold medal. So now Arwen and Aragorn’s grand daughter to go Hogwarts school with Anya and Dimitri’s grandson. So hilarity ensues when Alexander (the Russian pixie boy that thinks he is Baryshnikov) and Arlene (a pointy eared Canuck!) meet. Alex never wanted to go the Godforsaken wizarding school and preferred to study at Juilliard. Arlene was fascinated by the wizarding world though she misses her synchronized figure skating team. Arlene thinks Alex is hot with his lord of the dance legs, and fear of Eminem. Alex despises Arlene’s snobby ness and her Vulcan ears. They meet another kid named Tatiana (who is from Russia too and Alex is in lust with her; even though she is albino and has pointed ears. Remus Lupin is now back as the permanent DADA teacher. Sarah Hughes (I know!) is the new head girl of Huffelpuff. She is the seeker on their Quidditch team and is dating Cedric Diggory’s younger brother, Craig. Alex is stalking Tatiana and is going to extreme measures. Arlene’s figure skating coach, Frank Carol is enraged and wants her to go back to Canada. Snape kills him; and Michelle Kwan’s career. Fast forward ten years… Alex is the captain of the Russian National Quiddtich team and is a hottie. He is married to a Genovian princess Sophia. Arlene is an Olympic gold medalist in Ice Dancing with Bob Button (Dick’s dick-head great grandson). Tatiana is a psychic in a strip mall in Alabama. Meanwhile another freak named Voldemort (I know!) is plotting the death of Harry Potter for the umpteenth time. Nobody else knows though. Harry is happily married to Ginny and living in a shack in Kentucky. Harry is a marijuana farmer, and Ginny is a prostitute. Ron on the other hand is happily married to Hermione and is a successful broom salesman and coach of the British national Quiddtich team. Voldemort disguises himself as Howard Dean for 12 years. Alex one day while doing ballet practice in an outhouse in the Sahara sees Voldemort selling condoms to an old hag. Alex strangles him with Sophie’s G-String. The Dark Lord finally gave in and peace spread the world. Well that’s Elfga’s mind for you.... and novaspacedout's too.
Bwa hah hah. Read this!
Plot: Every story has one and this one is quite evil, complicated, hilarious, confusing, scary, and all everything a plot is. Okay there are people from Lord of the Rings (not just the humans you know), Harry Potter, STAR WARS, Pokémon, Victorian Literature, Nintendo, Russian History and my um… mind. So basically it’s like what happens when Merry and Pippin throw a party and Arwen gets pregnant (not not with Aragorn’s kid… Frodo’s), Haldir becomes a renowned poet, Gandalf becomes a Pope, and Eowyn falls in love with Gimli. So anyways Arwen flees the possibility of Aragorn finding out and she flees Middle Earth and ends up in a weird country where people wore fur hats, danced in the streets, and had names like; Rasputin. So meanwhile that Rasputin freak is plotting to annihilate the Romanov family. She doesn’t really give hey about it until she sees that Nikolai and Alexandra are innocent and shouldn’t die, so she summons the forces of Middle Earth, and Naboo to kill of that perverted freak. They prevail and Nicky and Alex and their kids don’t die that way. So Arwen marries Aragorn only for him to find out his son is a Hob-Elf! Forget about that Anya still marries that kitchen boy Dimitri. So about a century passes, Russia still has czars, Arwen and Aragorn are still alive after they got pictures painted of themselves buy this British guy, and Michelle Kwan won that Olympic gold medal. So now Arwen and Aragorn’s grand daughter to go Hogwarts school with Anya and Dimitri’s grandson. So hilarity ensues when Alexander (the Russian pixie boy that thinks he is Baryshnikov) and Arlene (a pointy eared Canuck!) meet. Alex never wanted to go the Godforsaken wizarding school and preferred to study at Juilliard. Arlene was fascinated by the wizarding world though she misses her synchronized figure skating team. Arlene thinks Alex is hot with his lord of the dance legs, and fear of Eminem. Alex despises Arlene’s snobby ness and her Vulcan ears. They meet another kid named Tatiana (who is from Russia too and Alex is in lust with her; even though she is albino and has pointed ears. Remus Lupin is now back as the permanent DADA teacher. Sarah Hughes (I know!) is the new head girl of Huffelpuff. She is the seeker on their Quidditch team and is dating Cedric Diggory’s younger brother, Craig. Alex is stalking Tatiana and is going to extreme measures. Arlene’s figure skating coach, Frank Carol is enraged and wants her to go back to Canada. Snape kills him; and Michelle Kwan’s career. Fast forward ten years… Alex is the captain of the Russian National Quiddtich team and is a hottie. He is married to a Genovian princess Sophia. Arlene is an Olympic gold medalist in Ice Dancing with Bob Button (Dick’s dick-head great grandson). Tatiana is a psychic in a strip mall in Alabama. Meanwhile another freak named Voldemort (I know!) is plotting the death of Harry Potter for the umpteenth time. Nobody else knows though. Harry is happily married to Ginny and living in a shack in Kentucky. Harry is a marijuana farmer, and Ginny is a prostitute. Ron on the other hand is happily married to Hermione and is a successful broom salesman and coach of the British national Quiddtich team. Voldemort disguises himself as Howard Dean for 12 years. Alex one day while doing ballet practice in an outhouse in the Sahara sees Voldemort selling condoms to an old hag. Alex strangles him with Sophie’s G-String. The Dark Lord finally gave in and peace spread the world. Well that’s Elfga’s mind for you.... and novaspacedout's too.
Bwa hah hah. Read this!
nice!!
