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    The Real Meaning of Car Names...

    AUDI- Always Unsafe Designs Implemented.
    BMW-Big Money Works.
    * Brutal Money Waster.
    * Bimbette Motor Weapon.
    * Break My Window.
    BUICK-Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer.
    CHEVROLET- Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips.
    * Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.
    * Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.
    *Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology.
    DODGE-Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere.
    *Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere.
    *Dead or Dying Gas Eater.
    *Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express.
    FIAT- Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
    *Fix It All the Time.
    *Fix it again, Tony!
    FORD - First On Recall Day.
    *Fixed Or Repaired Daily.
    *First On Rust and Deterioration.
    *Fix Or Repair Daily.
    *Found On Road, Dead.
    *Fast Only Rolling Downhill.
    *Features O.J. and Ron's DNA.
    *Found On Russian Dump.
    GM- General Maintenance.
    * Great Mistake.
    * GMC- Garage Man's Companion.
    * Got A Mechanic Coming?.
    HONDA - Had One Never Did Again.
    HYUNDAI-Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
    MAZDA- Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along.
    OLDSMOBILE-Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind *Infuriatingly Late Everywhere.
    Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment.
    PINTO - Put in new transmission often.
    PONTIAC - Poor old Neanderthal thinks its a Cadillac.
    SAAB-Send Another Automobile Back.
    *Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
    *Sorry Arsed Auto Builders.
    TOYOTA-Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto.
    VOLVO- Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
    *Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners.
    VW-Virtually Worthless.

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    Toni:

    Those are good. We always said for FORD:

    "Found on road dead." I had a Ford Maverick and believe it was true!

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    Those are great! My favorite is the "FOUND ON ROAD DEAD"--so true!

    When I turned in my Ford Windstar for my Toyota Highlander, I told Mr. RG, "I will NEVER buy an American car again." Normally he hates my "blanket assertions," but after 4 recalls and TWO transmission changes, more problems than you can imagine, he didn't have much to say except, "I'm with you."

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    Totally agree with the transmission problems and Fords. My Taurus, finally paid for of course, needed a new transmission two years ago with only 60 thousands miles on it.........it lasted two weeks. Thank goodness we had a warranty on it...........Great list Toni.............42

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    Please don't pick on Fords. I had an Aerostar that went 130,000 miles before I traded it and I never had to do more than buy new tires and change the muffler. :D

    Now I have an Explorer and I am hoping and praying for the same great experience.
    Last edited by Pookie; 07-27-2004 at 11:54 AM.

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    Well, I should just turn over 100,000 miles on my "Bimbette Motor Weapon" today, and its been a dream, so I think I was smart to buy it!!!

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    Those are hilarious !!

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