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    Steve and Jeff

    Jeff : "Hello?" "Is this the FBI?"





    FBI: "Yes. What can I do for you?"




    Jeff: "I'm calling to report my neighbor Steve Hovind. He's
    hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"





    FBI: "Thank you very much for the call, sir."




    The next day, the FBI agents descended on Steve's house.
    They search the shed where the firewood was kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but found no marijuana. They sneer at Steve as they leave.





    A few minutes later, Steve's phone rang.






    Jeff: "Hey, Steve. This here is Jeff. Did the FBI come?"






    Steve" "Yeah!"







    Jeff: "Did they chop your firewood?"







    Steve: "Sure did."







    Jeff: "Happy Birthday, buddy!"

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