michelle kwan forum

**eternalacer** · 01-19-2005, 03:15 PM

what s up with the site? haven t been able to visit it for like weeks now. does anybody know

**Lucy25** · 01-19-2005, 03:52 PM

It's been working fine for me, are you sure you have the right address?
http://p216.ezboard.com/bmichellekwanforum

**ritymeez** · 01-19-2005, 04:24 PM

Or use a different internet thing like internet explorer or netscape.

That same thing happened to me too before so I know what you're going through right now.

**tripleflutz** · 01-19-2005, 11:17 PM

Maybe your link went bad, use the one Lucy posted(which works) and save it.

tripleflutz

**valuvsmk** · 01-20-2005, 12:20 AM

Originally Posted by eternalacer

what s up with the site? haven t been able to visit it for like weeks now. does anybody know

Do you go there for the entertainment value? There are several posters there who are almost completely certifiable in their over-the-top worship (I do not exaggerate) of her (and Michelle is my favorite skater by far, but PLEASE).

**Fossi** · 01-21-2005, 09:55 PM

Please dish valuvsmk.
I hearing all the gossip about the skater boards. I've read lots on sashafans and how crazy they are, now I get to hear about Michelle?
I love when people like you can come to the boards and spread the poop!
Dish, dish, dish.

**Piel** · 01-21-2005, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by valuvsmk

Do you go there for the entertainment value? There are several posters there who are almost completely certifiable in their over-the-top worship (I do not exaggerate) of her (and Michelle is my favorite skater by far, but PLEASE).

Since when is slaughtering a few chickens considered over the top?

**R.D.** · 01-21-2005, 10:59 PM

Bottom line: At ANY skater-specific forum you'll get her worshippers. MKF, SashaFans, you name it. They are all the same, really.

**Mathman** · 01-22-2005, 09:34 AM

That's the fun of being a sports fan. Root, root, root for the home team. Yay!!!!

But as for me, when my college football team takes the field, I just want to see lovely performances and I don't really care who wins.

MM

**Fossi** · 01-22-2005, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by Piel

Since when is slaughtering a few chickens considered over the top?

So you're saying that in order to be a member of MKF you have to sacrifice chickens? Someone should turn them in to PETA. That's just horrific!

**Piel** · 01-22-2005, 02:19 PM

Fossi, it's a joke. From the MKF (Heather's site) FAQ's

27. What is the chicken sacrifice story?

One of the "inside jokes" of the forum, this began when a visitor once asked if MKF was a cult to Michelle. The visitor commented that posters at MKF were very obsessive and that pretty soon we would be having sacrifices to Michelle. Obviously MKF is not a cult, but someone decided to make a joke out of it by playing along with the idea, so they responded to the visitor by saying that daily sacrifices had been going on for some time. Another poster added that the reason Michelle didn't win the 1999 World Championships was because we didn't make enough sacrifices. After that, someone offered to bring the chicken next time, but when a live chicken couldn't be found, KFC was used as a substitute. Now it's ballooned to the point where many posters joke about eating chicken (or Tofu, for vegetarians!) to ensure Michelle skating well!

So Mr. Cluck Cluck is safe ...............unless the Colonel gets him.

**Mathman** · 01-22-2005, 02:22 PM

I like extra crispy and a biscuit with my Michelle Kwan.

MM

**Piel** · 01-22-2005, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by Mathman

I like extra crispy and a biscuit with my Michelle Kwan.

MM

I think it's probably safe to say that more birds have been sacrificed to make tacky costumes than by MKF members. I will admit to doing a little dance in the moonlight to ask for a WVU bowl win every now and then.