FETAL!!!!!!!!!!! *tackles* I miss your hilarious honesty on some of the skaters! *lolz*
As long as your talking about skating, I love to read your posts. You have interesting ideas and I feel you have a great love for the sport. Also, I do enjoy your twisted humor when it involves our favorite sport. So, welcome back, the dawn of war sparks the return of Fetal! Welcome back, I have also felt a strange hole in many of the discussions going on here.
Welcome back Fetal!!!!! It didn't feel the same without ya. :D
You Came Back!!!!
Finally, we can have some really good threads again! (no offense everyone )
Welcome back, Fetal!
Fetal welcome back I missed your funny face
Yes........so glad to see you here again.
I do feel the need to warn ya'll that I may not stay for long. Here's an excerpt from a letter from Paula to me:<blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>Once again, you need to tone things down. Before you even began posting
again (if you do), please change your signature file so that there is not a
damn word in there pertaining to GOD, JESUS, ALLAH, MOSES, ISIS, etc.........NO RELIGION!!!!!!
You may make a big entrance and giggle at being a bad boy, but I'm warning you, keep the religious [crap] OUT of the forum - including subtle undertones.[/quote]I am not allowed to mention religion, not even subtly. Thank um... goodness that I didn't get in trouble for stirring up ethnic divides, or I'd never be able to mention the fact that Michelle Kwan is Asiatic. So from now on when I feel the need to broach on the Forbidden Topic, I will use the other forums instead.
[c]<font size=4>[b]<font color="#A818A8">Can we be sure that this the real FetalAttraction, or an imposter? What's getting me suspicious is the fact that I'm not seeing links to any "Let's Make Fun Of Jesus, Buddah, Mohammed and Krïsnâ" forums at the bottom of his post.
My previous post on this thread explains the suspicious vacuum of references to the Forbidden Topic. Maybe I change signature to make fun of patriotism from now on. Patriotism is becoming the new [reference to Forbidden Topic], I see plenty of things to lampoon about it. Let me try...
Hints from Fetalouise:
Q. How do you burn the American flag and have a hard-boiled patriot applaud you for it?
A. You cut up the flag into tiny strips, then sew it back together as the French flag. After all, they're made of the same colors!
Talk about burning flags, if people wouldn't make a fuss about it, no one would have a reason to burn a flag. Think about it.
I see no reason why we can't discuss religion(not in this folder though) but making fun of them? I'm not willing to take part in it. I don't expect anyone to make fun of my religion and the religions of others.
Fetal, what kind of satisfaction do you find in making fun of things?
Making fun of things is fun. Besides, satire and parody is a whimsical call to arms for those of us who want to see society change for the better. Don't get it? Too bad. Don't agree? Whatever.
Hints from Fetalouise: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: How about being the next Miss. Manners too?