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  1. #1
    FetalAttraction
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    Zany Zamboni Awards Revised


    OK, this is how it's going to be reworked. After discussing the ZZ awards with people, they told me it'd be easier if the category selections could just be posted on this thread. So let's try this one more time.

    I've gathered all the eligible entries from the category selections thread, and I've numbered all of them. What you do now is pick 15 (no more, no less) of them, then post the selection on this thread The 15 you pick should not be in any order of preference. Once the voting is done, I will tabulate the 15 most voted for categories, and we can start the nomination process.

    Things to remember:

    These awards are zany! Please pick your categories accordingly.
    Pick categories that you think will inspire lots of funny nominations, rather than categories that will just have people posting a single name and be done.
    You can vote for your own category suggestions.
    Some of the categories are similar, but none of them are the same. Please don't post two choices to be counted as one choice.

    The categories to choose from, numbered in the order of the poster's first category post:

    FetalAttraction:

    1) Worst possible music for Michelle Kwan to use for an exhibition this season, feel free to describe the program, too!
    2) Craziest possible music for Michelle Kwan to use for an exhibition this season, feel free to describe the program, too! (RED DOG 45's suggestion)
    3) Cheesiest theme for an actual program
    4) Most insane Kiss and Cry behavior besides Tara's screeching
    5) Most understated ice dancing costume
    6) Best nickname for a skater/skating-related celebrity, come up with your own!

    RED DOG45:

    7) The Tonya Harding Award...goes to the one (can be anybody) who likes the negative attention!
    8<strong></strong>) The Biggest Upset (Sarah Hughes) award...What do you think was the biggest upset in skating so far this season.
    9) Worst Costume
    10) Best Costume
    11) Wackiest Costume
    12) Worst Fall

    Raelynne:

    13) Best way to dump a coach
    14) Wackiest commentator saying
    15) I wuz robbed: the biggest travisty in skating
    16) "This can't be my coach" Most embarrassing action by a coach

    RealtorGirl:

    17) Most obnoxious commentator.
    18<strong></strong>) Skater who should remain clothed (or at least should cover up a bit more)!
    19) Best/Worst Hair
    20) Most inane questions asked by a commentator.

    WindSpirit5:

    21) Foot in the Mouth Comment (by skater, commentator, coach, etc.)

    Grgranny:

    22) Or this can't be my student. Most embarrassing action by a student.

    Aloft02:

    23) Best wedgie!!
    24) Biggest cliche in a "fluff piece" by ABC.
    25) The coveted "I Love the Sound of My Own Voice" award for television commentators.

    sk8cynic:

    26) Most embarrassing candid shot (skater or coach)
    27) Most Moronic Interview (interviewer/interviewee)
    28<strong></strong>) Most Controversial Win/Loss
    29) Most Sexual/Sensual Performance
    30) Biggest Splatfest
    31) Biggest Come From Behind Win

    lottafs:

    32) Best Way To Say "Hi" In the Kiss and Cry
    33) Most Embarrassing Falls In a Footwork
    34) Most provocative skating moves on ice. (Like, say, a pic of girl pair skater with her skates between the guy's legs)
    35) Craziest things done to prove you're not gay
    36) Best Way To End a Program Rather Than the Scratch Spin

    Lcp88:

    37) Stupidest/ugliest new hair style
    38<strong></strong>) Most controversial decision made this year by an official
    39) Worst coaching change
    40) Worst comment made about a student or coach
    41) People Most Likely to file a lawsuit against Cinquanta

    nysk8r:

    42) Best Impersonation of Michael Jackson on Ice
    43) Most Overused Piece of Music in Skating

    Princess Leppard 625

    44) The Skater most likely to be smothered by TT's giant fur coat.
    45) Skater most likely to upstaged by a pigeon.

    DORISPULASKI:

    46) Worst hair style by a lady
    47) Best relationship with a pigeon by a skater or coach
    48<strong></strong>) Most overscored skater
    49) Most underscored skater
    50) Best advertisement featuring a skater
    51) Most unexpected win by a skater
    52) Most complete meltdown by a skater this year
    53) Most unusual new move by a skater
    54) Most courageous music choice by a skater
    55) Best comeback by a skater

  2. #2
    WindSpirit5
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    Re: Select Categories for the Zany Zamboni Awards!


    Fetal, you didn't say what the deadline was. I hope we have at least 24h for this...?


  3. #3
    FetalAttraction
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    Re: Select Categories for the Zany Zamboni Awards!


    I have no idea how many or little responses I would get, so for now there is no deadline. Once I receive about 40 responses, I'll set a final deadline countdown.

    Oh Paula, yoohoo! Please sticky this thread!

  4. #4
    FetalAttraction
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    Re: Select Categories for the Zany Zamboni Awards!


    If you voted in PM already, please post your selections again on this thread.

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    RealtorGal
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    Re: Select Categories for the Zany Zamboni Awards!


    <span style="colorurple;font-family:comic sans;font-size:small;">Okay, I've sent mine in! Let me know if you receive it! I hope we can really stick with the zany choices. Even though we can't (ahem) post photos, we CAN post links to photos, and that might make me feel a BIT better about losing our Animal Spirits thread to meanness. Argh!!! Okay, I'm done whining for the moment. (Ya see, I'm not even whining about my 1200 posts that disappeared into oblivion! Aren't you proud of me!) </span>:D

  6. #6
    dlksk8fan
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    Re: Select Categories for the Zany Zamboni Awards!


    Fetal I'm not able to send any PM's to anyone. How else can I send you my selections?

  7. #7
    FetalAttraction
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    Re: Select Categories for the Zany Zamboni Awards!


    Let's hope the ZZ doesn't turn into a snorefest...

  8. #8
    DORISPULASKI
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    Re: Select Categories for the Zany Zamboni Awards!


    bump

  9. #9
    RED DOG45
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    Re: Select Categories for the Zany Zamboni Awards!


    Fetal you're cancelling them???

    If you are unable to go on with the awards I'll take them on...I'll be willing to do it.

  10. #10
    RealtorGal
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    Re: Select Categories for the Zany Zamboni Awards!


    <span style="color:maroon;font-family:georgia;font-size:small;">Hey! At least 4 of us voted. Others will weigh in once you pick the categories! </span>

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    Kara Bear
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    Re: Select Categories for the Zany Zamboni Awards!


    Boy, that was hard.


    3) Cheesiest theme for an actual program
    4) Most insane Kiss and Cry behavior besides Tara's screeching
    6) Best nickname for a skater/skating-related celebrity, come up with your own!
    11) Wackiest Costume
    1 Skater who should remain clothed (or at least should cover up a bit more)!
    19) Best/Worst Hair
    21) Foot in the Mouth Comment (by skater, commentator, coach, etc.)
    23) Best wedgie!!
    25) The coveted "I Love the Sound of My Own Voice" award for television commentators.
    26) Most embarrassing candid shot (skater or coach)
    29) Most Sexual/Sensual Performance
    30) Biggest Splatfest
    41) People Most Likely to file a lawsuit against Cinquanta
    44) The Skater most likely to be smothered by TT's giant fur coat.
    50) Best advertisement featuring a skater







  12. #12
    Lcp88
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    Re: Select Categories for the Zany Zamboni Awards!


    After Much deliberation:
    4) Most insane Kiss and Cry behavior besides Tara's
    13) Best way to dump a coach
    5) Most understated ice dancing costume
    10) Best Costume
    20) Most inane questions asked by a commentator.
    26) Most embarrassing candid shot (skater or coach)
    29) Most Sexual/Sensual Performance
    34) Most provocative skating moves on ice. (Like, say, a pic of girl pair skater with her skates between the guy's legs)
    35) Craziest things done to prove you're not gay
    41) People Most Likely to file a lawsuit against Cinquanta
    42) Best Impersonation of Michael Jackson on Ice
    44) The Skater most likely to be smothered by TT's giant fur coat.
    53) Most unusual new move by a skater
    54) Most courageous music choice by a skater
    25) The coveted "I Love the Sound of My Own Voice" award for television commentators.

    Thats 15, right?
    Laura





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