Oh, to caption Michelle and Irina...

[Spirit]

I have no doubt Michelle Kwan and Irina Slutskaya were just chatting, but the camera really caught Michelle at the wrong moment.

http://www.usfigureskating.org/conte...-slutskaya.jpg

[attyfan]

Michelle: "Don't rely on my qualifying ... I'll be back"

[Doggygirl]

"I know you like shopping in the states, but don't you DARE buy any Vera Wang dresses!"

[Piel]

"We need a plan to get rid of Kostner before the Olympics."

[Dee4707]

"You twit, give me that medal."

Dee

[Linny]

Is it true that you refused to room with Elena (that's her to Irina's left, isn't it)?
Linny

[tannisming]

Kwan-"But I'm a legend, I don't have to do a harder program." ......Irena -" Yeah?, legend this."

[Piel]

Kwan: "Legend THESE (as she pulls out her FIVE world gold medals)!"

[tannisming]

Michelle- " But I'm the Kween." .......Irena- "Don't look now but your paper crown is slipping hon."

[lavender]

Wasn't this round before the qual round?

[Piel]

But my nine U.S titles, five World titles, and two olympic medals are on the record books forever, hon! Bielman that!

[show 42]

"Let's do lunch when we get back to the States.......you are doing the Collin's tour, aren't you? Just remember, I get to skate last!!!................. .42

[tannisming]

Michelle-"Do you think my 3/2/2 will be enough to win the Olympics?"........... Irena- " Sure Michelle, that'll do it."

[skatepixie]

"You stole my Gold! Give it to me now!"

[Figureskates]

GGgggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr............