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  1. #1
    Princess Leppard 625
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    Quadzilla


    <span style="colorurple;font-family:georgia;font-size:x-small;">Because the cold from hell is trying it's best to do me in, I have been laying (lying?) on the couch like a large slug. The philistines I live with have a football game on.

    But the announcers referred to one player as "Quadzilla" due to his enormous quads. And I thought, in my somewhat drugged state, that this would be an excellent nickname for a skater. But who? Tim is rather thin and tiny, and so doesn't really merit the title, Takeshi, of course, is Japanese, but again, isn't really that large or intimidating. My beloved Evgeni is rather on the thin side, too, so he's out. Kurt? Elvis?

    Who would you pick?

    Laura </span>

  2. #2
    Lcp88
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    re:quadzilla


    Hmmm, I'd say Takeshi just because at least he isn't anorxeicly thin like Tim and Evgeni. Maybe Alexei for the same reason.
    Laura
    (still getting over fried brain )

  3. #3
    FetalAttraction
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    Re: re:quadzilla


    The biggest quad-landing skater is Ilia Kulik. Well, he's mostly tall and gangly. Guys in singles skating usually aren't very tall. That's the only part of skating I dislike. Short men are bitter, angry and evil. We need to ban them from the sport along with Cinquanta and the ISU<img src="http://www.stopstart.freeserve.co.uk/smilie/bigun2.gif"/>.

    P.S., Short, for men, is defined as anybody shorter than Alexei Yagudin.

    P.S., part II, I'm 6 feet tall.

  4. #4
    Lcp88
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    re:quadzilla


    Fetal, where are you getting these emoticons? They're great!
    Laura

  5. #5
    Grgranny
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    Re: re:quadzilla


    So, how tall are you Fetal?

  6. #6
    FetalAttraction
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    Re: re:quadzilla


    mmandel introduced everybody to the smiley site www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/. It's got that and other great wanky smileys.

    I also found another great smiley site here: mysmilies.com/

    <img src="http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/xerx/smileydavid.gif"/>

  7. #7
    lottafs
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    Re: re:quadzilla


    YAGUDIN.

  8. #8
    Joesitz
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    Re: re:quadzilla


    welcome to ringling brothers, barnum and bailey circus and watch the little girls and boys do the quadzilla.:lol:

    Joe

  9. #9
    WindSpirit5
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    Re: re:quadzilla


    Yes, Fetal, I was just going to ask you how tall you are. So you're 6 feet tall? That would explain that theory of yours (you're just "jellus" ). Short is defined as anyone shorter that Yagudin? Quite generous of you, since Yagudin <em>is</em> short.

    If I had to give this nickname to someone I'd choose Yags, because of his power and consistency (just a few years ago he was called "the jumping machine"). My second choice would be Plush, although IMO his style is too subtle for it (Yags promises and delivers, Plush more takes you off guard). My third choice would be Kulik.

    Goebel is too feeble, others don't have consistency, which is the crucial part IMO.

  10. #10
    FetalAttraction
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    Re: re:quadzilla


    There is no ridiculous charge I can't answer with song lyrics.

    Randy Newman
    Short People

    Short People


    Short People got no reason
    Short People got no reason
    Short People got no reason
    To live

    They got little hands
    Little eyes
    They walk around
    Tellin' great big lies
    They got little noses
    And tiny little teeth
    They wear platform shoes
    On their nasty little feet

    Well, I don't want no Short People
    Don't want no Short People
    Don't want no Short People
    `Round here

    Short People are just the same
    As you and I
    (A Fool Such As I)
    All men are brothers
    Until the day they die
    (It's A Wonderful World)

    Short People got nobody
    Short People got nobody
    Short People got nobody
    To love

    They got little baby legs
    That stand so low
    You got to pick 'em up
    Just to say hello
    They got little cars
    That go beep, beep, beep
    They got little voices
    Goin' peep, peep, peep
    They got grubby little fingers
    And dirty little minds
    They're gonna get you every time
    Well, I don't want no Short People
    Don't want no Short People
    Don't want no Short People
    'Round here

  11. #11
    WindSpirit5
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    Re: quadzilla


    "Ridiculous charge"? LOL. Sorry, I thought you had a sense of humor. My bad. But if I may, it seems like you take yourself a tad bit too seriously.

    Btw, as for the song lyrics, well, short people don't have everything "little".

  12. #12
    CartDi
    Guest

    lol


    The "Short People" song was amusing

    To me, Tim is "the quad king", but I guess you're all right when you say he can't be Quadzilla because he's so thin and is average height for a guy. He's like 5'7 I think. ANYWAYS... really, I have no idea who we could call Quadzilla! :lol:

  13. #13
    tharrtell
    Guest

    Re: lol


    If you are talking about quad size rather than the landing of quads, I'll nominate Brian B. That man has amazing legs.

  14. #14
    Dee4707
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    Re: lol


    Fetal<img src="http://www.stopstart.freeserve.co.uk/smilie/bigun2.gif" style="border:0;"/>
    Splat!!!! You're a gonner!!!!!

    :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:

    Dee

  15. #15
    CB1AB2
    Guest

    Re: lol


    Elvis S. and A.Yagudin these two for sure

    cb

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