The only way America's greatest living director, Martin Scorsese, will ever win a competitive Best Director Oscar is: (a) The Academy Awards are moved to New York; (b) the only people who can vote live in New York City AND can provide proof that they ride the subway or bus at least three times a week; and (c) can say and spell "Scorsese" correctly.
I liked Chris Rock. He made some typical rookie mistakes, which weren't bad for a
stand-up comedian.

Where I think he got into trouble was with the Letterman Factor. Like Letterman, Rock is not a Hollywood insider. It's hard to find Hollywood insiders who can be funny and are willing to zing it to Hollywood. Ya wanna work in film or TV anytime in the next 10 years? Don't agree to host the Oscars and do a great job.
IMO Rock was at his best in his own medium, political humor. I thought the Banana Republic/Gap joke was a scream. Besides, every Oscar host disses the president. That's their job. Slick Willie was a goldmine, no matter what your politics. Actually, all presidents are fun to make fun of.
Hey, at least they didn't nominate Michael Moore.
BTW, Robin Williams walked out with that paper in his mouth because the producers and ABC reps censored his routine big-time after they heard it in rehearsal that afternoon. I was wondering why I'd heard virtually every joke he told before. About 80% of his original routine was red-lined by the powers-that-be, which makes the paper in the mouth all the more hilarious.
Williams IS a Hollywood insider and would be great as a host--if the Oscars were on pay-per-view. On Mars. The guy just can't help himself--thank god, lol.
I'd like to see them have Christopher Guest, Micheal McKeon, and Harry Shearer host the show as "Spinal Tap." It's Hollywood. They could diss people in character and get away with it. They'd be too old to be in those outfits. And it's ROCK 'N ROLL!!!
Here's to the '06 Spinal Tap Oscars!
Rgirl
P.S. Unwanted Rgirl Advice: Go see "The Aviator" while it's still in theaters and see it on a good screen. Even if you don't get into the story, visually it's thrilling to watch--and not because of things blowing up, although there is one lengthy horizontal extended blow-up. All the others BP nominees, which I've seen, don't gain much by being in a theater. Unless you count seeing "Million Dollar Baby" at a theater in Manhattan, where the audience affects the experience a lot. You have half the people crying through much of it and the other half laughing and yelling rude things at the screen. Now THAT was worth the $10 bucks I paid for "M$B." Yes, I know. Now I'm being rude. :agree: