I completely agree--I was expecting much more, er, colourful comments from Toller, but he was disappointingly rather tame. I know that we Canadians are supposed to be *nice,* but some classic Toller snark would've been much more fun!
What does Toller have to do or say to catch a break?

If he is snarky we hear he is a bitter old man - and when he makes an effort to be "human" (he will always be a skating God to me) we hear he has gotten dull.
I guess an artist like Toller can never be what all of us want him to be.
My dream is that Johnny will get in touch with Toller and have him take charge of his comeback. Not just coach him - but also do the choreo.
I have a vision - think of Ryan's send up of classical music/skating from last season - and would like to see Toller/Johnny come up with a program that would playfully satirize the CoP.
Yes, I am talking about more arm flapping than we have ever seen before, with a possible tumbling sequence thrown into the footwork - and the most outrageous POSING ever seen on the ice. I see Johnny going beyond the pelvic thrust into a mock mooning of the judges and lots of fingers too.
My, my, if they pulled it off right it would be a riot and possibly very effective.
I always thought Johnny had "Toller potential" but alas, he got more hung up on his image and forgot about the "artist" part as it relates to skating.
Anyway - I did not see any of the "Blades" coz I am down here in the USA - but glad Toller did not create a firestorm for such a popular Canadian TV show that is so closely linked with two things Canadians love - hockey and figure skating.
I am curious - two posters I respect - Pogue and Joesitz - never seem to have anything to say about Toller Cranston the skater.
They both seem to value artistry highly and yet never seem to post about such a legendary skater. I am pretty sure if not for Janet and Toller I would never have become a lifetime skating fan.