CAPTION: Speedy

Spirit

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It's Monday, and most of us have lost an hour because of DST. We need a caption thread badly, and we need a good one.

Therefore, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you.....Speedy himself.

http://www.usfsa.org/content/events/200304/worlds/moscow/ottavio.jpg

Knock yourselves out.

 

dorispulaski

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Cow #5 Dresses in Man Suit, Entertains at Skating Championships
Sounds of Booing Drown Out Mooing

(Look at Sign behind him)

 

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Peaches1972

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Speedy

Since I don't know anything about figure skating how do you like my new lounge act.

Viva Las Vegas

 

Doggygirl

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LOL!

"As you can see from the chart behind me, World Figure Skating is clearly in decline..."

DG

 

Mathman

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Longhornliz

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"my sincerest apoligies for running onto the ice in a tutu, Ive been struggling with my drug addiction and split personality disorders for a long time. With the help of the figure skating community I can face my deamons head on"

 

Spirit

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Longhornliz said:

"my sincerest apoligies for running onto the ice in a tutu, Ive been struggling with my drug addiction and split personality disorders for a long time. With the help of the figure skating community I can face my deamons head on"

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Jhar55

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Yes I paid the guy in the tutu, but he was suppose to run on the ice in the middle of Michelle's program.

 

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andrealm

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" In order to make figure skating judging more fair, next year we are equiping each judge with seeing eye dogs. "

 

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Longhornliz

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Whats new pussy cat, whoa whoa whoa

 

RealtorGal

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"Five thousand dollars... I have five thousand dollars for the ice dance gold medal at this year's World Championships. Do I hear six? Yes! Six thousand dollars from the lovely lady in the front row! Going once, going twice..."

 

Mathman

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You guys are wicked.

MM

 

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chuckm

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"Since no one seems to like any of the judging systems and people don't trust the ISU judges, I've decided to get rid of the judges altogether. For Worlds '05 in Moscow, I will be the judge! Me!"

 

Dee4707

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" In order to make figure skating judging more fair, next year we are equiping each judge with seeing eye dogs. "

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Whats new pussy cat, whoa whoa whoa

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You guys are wicked.

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CAPTION: I'm no thief!!!!

Dee

 

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Longhornliz

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"I'm sure there are some dissapointed people here, but you know something... we're going to new hampshire, north dakota, texas, california, SOUTH CAROLINA AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO WASHINGTON DC AND WE'RE GOING TO TAKE BACK THE WHITE HOUSE.... YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

 

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SusanBeth

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Since anonymous judging isn't quite enough, we've decided to add anonymous results. Starting with Worlds 2005, we aren't telling anybody who the winners are!

 

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skatesindreams

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Speedy...

LOL! All of your captions are great!

 

dlkksk8fan

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Doggygirl

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Love the one about anonymous winners!

Caption: "I am pleased to announce we are upgrading our Sekret Komputers.."

DG