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Worst Pop/Top 40 Songs Ever

Piel

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The single worst song EVER is "Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm" by Crash Test Dummies. I think I would choose death over ever hearing that song again.:D

Feelings is definitely up there, as are most mushy, pop ballads that are completely oversung. (yeah, Michael Bolton, I'm talking to you!)

Heartbeat by Don Johnson.

Laura :)
 
Is that "Lovin You" the one where the girl sings "la la la la la la" and then does that high pitched "squeel"??? That's definately a song that makes me gag! When it was popular, my Mom used to say "they call that screechin' singing?" It's like nails on a chalk board!
 
Piel, I agree with you on most of your choices. Another one that I would add from that era is "Loving You" by Minnie Ripperton. I never liked that song and couldn't believe it made it to the top.
 
"Halfbreed" by Cher
"The Night That The Lights Went Out In Georgia" by Vickie Lawrence
 
A moment of reflection for:

"Yummy-Yummy-Yummy I've Got Love in My Tummy."
(Yes, a real song. A really BAD song.)

"One Tin Soldier."

"Havin' My Baby" (barf)

.....and any song from the 60-70s about teen love snuffed in a car wreck or otherwise meeting their makers, like:

"Tell Laura I Love Her"

"Watching Bobby Grow"

"Dead Man's Curve"

I could go on and on....(showing my age, am I?!)
 
Aloft "Having My baby" is probably the worst song ever.

"Afternoon Delight"

"Wildfire"
 
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:laugh: How could I forget 'MacArthur Park'...

"Someone left the cake out in the rain.... I don't think that I can take it cuz it took so long to make it and I'll never have that recipe a-gaaaaaaain........(lots of howling here). Arggh. :sheesh:
 
I'd better not see "Who Let the Dogs Out?" on this list! I just LOVE that song!

WOOF!
WOOF!
WOOF WOOF! :) :love: :laugh:
 
Woof! (ya gotta love it, RealtorGal)

Then there's those two note songs like "Seasons in the Sun" - it just sticks in your head like going to Disneyland and hearing "It's a Small World After All." (Help! Make it STOP!)

...'we had joy-we had fun- we had seasons in the sun-but the hills that we climbed were just..." (something-something-something.)
 
"Who Let The Dogs Out?" rocks. Our school mascot is the Bulldog so we are real big on that one here.:love:
 
A few more oldies but baddies:

"Afternoon Delight" - Starland Vocal Band
"Oops I Did it Again" - Britney Ho Spears
"Torn Between Two Lovers" - Mary Somebody Forgettable
"The Joker" - Steve Miller

And who can forget that Ricky Martin tune made even more famous by our own beloved William Hung: "SHE BANGS" :eek:
 
Nothing could possibly be worse than Terry Jacks and that maudlin mess, "Seasons in the Sun." After the first verse I was screaming, "So, die already and put us out of YOUR misery!!!!" :p
 
Who can forget the immortal Mr. Jacks?

Aloft04 said:
...'we had joy-we had fun- we had seasons in the sun-but the hills that we climbed were just..." (something-something-something.)
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"seasons out of time."
 
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Has anyone read Dave Barry's "Book of Bad Songs"? Most of the songs you've listed are mentioned, and it's laugh-out-loud funny from time to time.

Dan Hill - "Sometimes When We Touch" - My dad and I used to make really rude gagging noises whenever this came on the radio.
Bo Donaldson & the Heywoods - "Billy Don't be a Hero" - my best buddy from high school STILL sings this to see if she can make me go "ewww".

(~sings~) It's the songs that make you go ewww...
:laugh:

There are lots more, but it's early and time to get to work. Happy Friday, everybody!
Rave
 
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