Books That Have Never Been Published

[sk8guy2k2]

Books That Have Never Been Published

Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean
Al Gore: The Wild Years
A Devoted Husband by Bill Clinton
All the Satisfied Windows Users
Attractive Floral Arrangements by Sean Connery
Different Ways to Spell "Bob"
Career Opportunities for History Majors
Everything Men Know About Women
Everything Women Know About Men
Falling Off a Cliff by Eileen Dover
How to be a Kamikaze Pilot by Osama Bin Laden
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, "Special People" are from ?

Got anymore?

 

[magentataupe]

Re: Books That Have Never Been Published

Everything Women Know About Men: The Sequel

 

[Aloft02]

Re: Books That Have Never Been Published

More books having trouble finding a publisher:

~'Married for Life' by J-Lo
(with a forward by Lisa Marie Presley)
~'Think Before You Speak!' by Trent Lott and Peter Arnett
~'Ooh la la-French Cuisine' by Donald Rumsfeld
~'101 Uses for a Dead Swan' by Bjork
~'Strategery in International Diplomacy' by George W. Bush
~'Spam and Ham and DingDongs' - (Dr. Atkins new diet book)

 

[Kara Bear]

Re: Books That Have Never Been Published

<blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>Career Opportunities for History Majors[/quote]


:rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:
I'm graduating in a few weeks with a history degree.

 

[rgirl181]

Re: Books That Have Never Been Published

Sk8guy2k2, these are HILARIOUS! What a great thread.

Fairness and Accuracy in Figure Skating Judging by Ottavio Cinquanta
How to Have a Successful Eligible Skating Career by Nicole Bobek
Saying the Right Thing at the Right Time by Michael Weiss
Kama Sutra Positions on Ice by Sasha Cohen
Fashions for the Kiss and Cry Area by Tatiana Tarasova
Flutzathon by Dick Button
Never Repeating Yourself as Sports Commentator by Peggy Fleming
Great Hair Styles for Television Sports Commentators by Terry Gannon and Peter Carruthers
Working Out Disappointments With Your Pairs Partner by Tai Babilonia and Randi Gardner
How to be Politically Correct in Figure Skating by Rudi Galindo
How to Write Succinct Posts on Figure Skating Forums and be Popular with Everyone by Rgirl, EDB
How to Cheat at Figure Skating Judging by Anonymous

Rgirl

 

[sk8cynic]

Re: Books That Have Never Been Published

:rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:

TOO HILARIOUS!!!!

Effective Child Rearing by Michael Jackson

Objectivity in Journalism by Shepherd Smith, Dan Rather, and Peter Arnet

Skating for Joy by Sasha Cohen

Breakdancing Made Easy by Michael Weiss

How To Ruin A Skating Career by Michelle Kwan

How To Win Friends and Influence People by Tonya Harding

I'm Okay, You're Okay by Calla Urbanski and Rocky Marval

....Just a few to get started

 

[Kasey]

Hee hee

Cynic, I have to borrow one of yours....

How to win friends and influence people, by Saddam Hussein!

Black like me, by Adolph Hitler (forward by Michael Jackson!!)

Great sex with your man, by Ellen Degeneres

 

[Joesitz]

Re: Hee hee

Kasey - A little of the amusing side. I was wondering if Zhulin ever finished the book he was writing and if so was it published. It was supposed to be a tell all about figure skating.

Joe