I've decided to do a drinking game based on the commentary at the Olympics. Since I'm stuck with Screechin' Scotty, Simple Sandra, and Terrible Tom, I might as well have fun with it. So, take a drink of the beverage of your choice anytime....

Screechin' Scotty:

Says "tired legs"
Says "altitude" (Never mind that Vancouver is sea level. Facts don't matter to Screechin' Scotty)
Sounds like he's straining on the toilet when describing a skater ekeing out a jump
Sounds like he's wetting himself when someone lands a routine jump
Overhypes the performances of the American skaters

Simple Sandra:

Says "magic"
Says "harsh judging system"
Says "complicated scoring system"
Says Caydee Denny is "Like a cat. She always finds her feet."

Terrible Tom:

Says "Kim Yu Na"
Misidentifies an Asian skater
Says something stupid and completely non factual (your bladder will be overloaded 15 minutes in)

That's all I can think of right now. Feel free to add your own.