-- Norwegian cross-country skier Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset, for providing the quote of the Olympics when he explained his poor showing thusly: "My name is Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset, I skied the second lap, and I f- up today. I think I have seen too much porn in the last 14 days. ... I think that is the reason I f- up. By the way, Tiger Woods is a really good man."