Actress Tara Lipinski was given an iPhone 3GS and a labor. She needed to go out and interview random people in the ice rink and show them different figure skating moves.

Tara to a little girl: Which one do you prefer? artistry or athleticism?
The little girl: Artistry. Because I'm not much of a jumpah.

I almost fell off the couch laughing. Kid said it best!!!!