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A Caption Contest

IDLERACER

Medalist
Joined
Jul 28, 2003
Click on the icon with the tongue sticking out to see something extremely akward, bordering on a serious lapse in taste. Click on the laughing icon to see Yoshie Onda's head explode, and finally if you click on the blue face, you won't even believe what you're seeing. Please feel free to caption any one of these. Whoever comes up with the most clever line will win absolutely nothing.
:p :laugh: :eek:
 

Ptichka

Forum translator
Record Breaker
Joined
Jul 28, 2003
#1: It's time to have that talk, young lady!

#2: Wew! What a stink!
 

Spirit

On the Ice
Joined
Jul 26, 2003
#3:
Man: "Y-Y-You're beautiful! Who are you?"

Woman: "I am your Guardian Angel! I am here to protect you from backroom dealmaking by the judges."
 

Spirit

On the Ice
Joined
Jul 26, 2003
#1:
Man: "Okay, honey -- remember that little discussion we had last week about how you sometimes can get a little too needy and too clingy?"
 

sk8m8

Final Flight
Joined
Jul 28, 2003
#1: Another adventure of "Dr. Feelgood, On Ice Gynecologist"

#2. Note to self: NO MORE BEANS BEFORE COMPETITION!!!

#3. Maybe I put TOO much Helium in her skates!
 

RealtorGal

Record Breaker
Joined
Jul 27, 2003
#3: I'm going to run and grab a quick lunch. I'll be back for you before you come down, okay?
 

Dee4707

Ice Is Slippery - Alexie Yagudin
Record Breaker
Joined
Jul 28, 2003
Country
United-States
1. This isn't how you do the Heimlich.

2. My bitter beer face.

3. What do you think I am--- a balloon?

Dee
 
Joined
Jul 11, 2003
1. Oh dear, how do I get you out of this?

2. Oh dear, I forgot the hair gel.

3. Oh dear, I forget what to do next!

Joe

3.
 

paintbrushhh

Rinkside
Joined
Aug 17, 2003
#1: Ahhh, nope, your Depends isn't showing.

#2: Oh, I really gotta go.

#3: Wow, you really are heads over heels in love with me!:love:
 

eliza88

On the Ice
Joined
Aug 6, 2003
#2 Bad idea wearing a G-string under this!

#3 "Knock 3 times on the ceiling if you want me..."
 

serenity

On the Ice
Joined
Aug 19, 2003
1. Quick, where's my left leg go again?

3. Come on down I promise I won't drop you this time!
 

skatepixie

On the Ice
Joined
Aug 2, 2003
1) Man: "Dont worry, Id never drop you!" Thud!
2) "Why did the exlax have to kick in now?"
3) "Its a bird!" "Its a plane" "Its....a girl?"
 

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Arm Chair Skate Fan
Record Breaker
Joined
Jul 26, 2003
#1 "You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out....How do you do the "Hokey Pokey" again?"

#2 "Okay, who was that guy I saw you with last night?" "Tell me the truth or I'm outta here".....................42
 

Ice Princess

On the Ice
Joined
Aug 19, 2003
Country
United-States
1. Peuw!


2. I have to go to the bathroom!


3. Oops! Wrong angle! What's with the laying down position?
 

Pookie

Final Flight
Joined
Jul 27, 2003
1. No, it doesn't look ripped from here.

2. I'm going to hold my breath until they give me more points. :cry:

3. Using that helium was a good idea.
 
Joined
Aug 3, 2003
Ah, Idle, you came out of that mud hole just in time for a much-needed goofy contest. Great captions so far. Don't think I can compete under the new system, but I'll try.

1. "No, honey. I don't see your other skate in there anywhere."

2. "If this doesn't get me to a Level 3, I'm just gonna pop!"

3. "Qing, I told you and told you! If you don't come down, we can't finish the program!"

Okay, so Beaver Cleaver was my one and only shining moment, lol.
Rgirl
 
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