Ahh. I've often wondered what he'd make of some of the illusion fabric costumes with strategically placed spots, like this one of Liashenko's (some were even more pseudo revealing)

Or what he would have said when the strap of Rubleva's costume broke in the CD.

Probably, "I told you so back at 1988 Europeans."

His comment in 1988 was screamingly funny, given that he had some pretty outrageous costumes for the era he was skating in himself.