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Drunk woman steals 45ft ferry while shouting, "I'm Jack Sparrow!"

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Drunk woman steals 45ft ferry while shouting, "I'm Jack Sparrow!"

This is one of those "stranger than fiction" stories!
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/drunk-woman-steals-45ft-ferry-1335074

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A DRUNK has been jailed after she stole a 100-seat ferry and smashed into boats, yelling, “I’m Jack Sparrow! I’m a pirate!”

Alison Whelan, 51, boarded the 45ft Dart Princess with a friend after a two-day bender, where she got drunk on Lambrini and ate poisonous deadly nightshade, which causes hallucinations.

She undid the mooring ropes in the early hours and drifted up a river on the tide, bashing into other boats “like a pinball machine”.
Whelan taunted police, shouting: “What are you going to do now?” and “I believe this is out of your jurisdiction!”

If she lived in the US, this would qualify her for her own reality tv show! :laugh:
 
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