Cats and Dogs

CATS AND DOGS

1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They're moody.
9. They leave hair everywhere.
10. They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: They're tiny women in little fur coats.


1. Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They are great at begging.
8. They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
9. They leave their toys everywhere.
10. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.


Agree or disagree?

Totally agree.........and in another analogy, pre-teen kids are like dogs, loyal, will follow you around, come when they're called, and are eager to see you and be with you. When kids become teens, they turn into cats.......aloof, won't come when called unless they want to, often want to be on their own, don't want to be held unless they choose to.......when teens enter their twenties.....they become cats again............. 42

2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.

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That's so true with my two dogs.

You are right, Show. I never thought of that. My children are in their cat phase.

Never fear, Pookie.....both of my children are back to dogs again (thank goodness).......42