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if you're a figure skater, what would you be?

meem

On the Ice
Joined
Nov 24, 2006
I would be Alissa C with Yuna's nerves of steel & her quality jumps, skating blissfully to choreography by Lori N (LP); and then, just to show off my versatility & sense of fun, skating my SP to choreo by Rohene W. My coach would be Frank Carroll (to keep me in line once my gorgeous, statuesque AC self becomes known & adored all over the universe ;>) I shall also never, ever, skate to country or country/western music!
 

Silvia451

Record Breaker
Joined
Feb 6, 2014
Country
Romania
I would be a single skater. Yuna and Gracie’s jumps, Mao’s enthusiasm and energy (and 3A), Lambiel’s spins, Denis Ten’s interpretation, Yuzuru’s innocence and apparent fragility, Tessa Virtue's face, Nathalie Pechalat's body. (i don't dream too far:laugh: )
Coach: Brian Orser
Choreography: Lori Nichol and Jeffery Buttle
Music: Requiem for a dream, Waltz Masquerade and lots of rock songs (from Metallica to Evanescence and Within Temptation). Something original for the gala…maybe Star wars soundtrack.
 

badknees

Medalist
Joined
Jan 5, 2008
Caryn Kadavy. I would not have stayed in the olympic village, so I would not have gotten the flu. I always felt so bad for her. She would have metaled for sure. Love her skating.
 

desertskates

Medalist
Joined
Nov 19, 2013
Female probably singles skater. I could not withstand the pressure of possibly letting partner down with my mistakes.
Coach---hmm who knows? I'm fairly disciplined, so I wouldn't need a taskmaster. Southern California would be a good location.
Body type---Sasha like, I'm already short, can't imagine being taller.
Music style---I like the classical warhorses, I can't help myself. Prefer more powerful pieces over soft and lyrical.
Costumes---Clean lines, rich jewel tones and lots of sparkle. Bun on the back of my head, not sitting on the top looking like a breakfast sweetroll.
Fantasy program---Lawrence of Arabia with a sleeveless version of this dress:
http://www.taniabass.com/product/sarah-hughes-11/
Country---Thailand!!! They could use someone, and it's not a shabby place to spend some time.

Etc: I've done some adult skating, so I know I'm a jumper, not a spinner :laugh: and I'd probably need some heavy duty anxiety pills to get the job done.
 

bebevia

On the Ice
Joined
Jun 22, 2011
I used to throw my baby cousins into the air, catch them after forcing them to jump down from upstairs, grab by one or two arms or legs & swing them around. I've broken my teeth and nosebled many times too, spanked a lot, but never feared. That makes me a male pair skater, right? My mom likes pairs exhibitions, so that would've worked... if I was born one.
 
Joined
Aug 16, 2009
I forgot to choose a country! Someplace with beautiful villages and castles. Liechtenstein, maybe. They haven't had a champion skater in awhile (ever?), and my partner and I would be a great asset to them. (Because we'd be so good, that's why....) Do you think they ever import mangoes into Liechtenstein? Ah, well, at least I know I'd have access to a lot of good chocolate from surrounding countries. My training diet would be secure.

ETA:
I've decided that if I get to choose what I look like, I want to look like Angie Harmon, one of the stars of Rizzoli and Isles. She's an ex-model so she's probably too tall to be a skater, but I'll just take her face as my own. Since my (impossible) choices are unlimited! I hope I won't become vain as a result of being so beautiful.
 

bartlebooth

Record Breaker
Joined
Feb 19, 2010
I would be Alexei Yagudin: I admire him, but the only thing we have in common is congenital hip dysplasia. Besides, I'm female.
I'm short and (used to be) petite, I'm trustful and I used to perform lifts with my brother as a child, so maybe I could have been a pair skater. I'd love to be coached by Tamara Moskvina.
 

carriecmu0503

On the Ice
Joined
Jun 16, 2008
everything about michelle kwan except with the consistency of yuna kim

i could probably take over the world and make everyone genuflect whenever they talk to me

I would say Michelle was actually the much more consistent skater, over a much longer period of time. Yuna only skated cleanly at 3 major championships: 2010 Olympics, 2013 worlds, 2014 Olympics. Michelle had a far higher number of clean programs throughout her career than Yuna did.
 

CoyoteChris

Record Breaker
Joined
Dec 4, 2004
What would I be?
1. Laughed at
2. Very sore
3. constant visitor to the ER

Who would I like to be?
Scott Hamilton in his pro carrerr
Chris who hates competition and stress
 

chania36

On the Ice
Joined
Aug 2, 2003
I would love to be Ekaterina Gordeeva, she was so good in her couple with Sergei and also so light on the ice, a very nice look, she always look fragile and she matured into a woman quite late but her skating was so beautiful, gorgious, spectacular and then again to be able to skate alone again ok not with the big jumps but she was something to look at when skating alone, she was like a balarina on ice with soft movement and the best program for me was "VOCALISE" she was stunning in it....
 

Becki

Medalist
Joined
Nov 28, 2011
Oh interesting thread!

Ice dancer
Partner: Andrew Poje, Stephane Lambiel, Alex Shibutani, Tomas Verner, Brian Joubert!!!
Coach: Krylova

Singles
Body Shape: Yuna Kim, Mao Asada
Spins: Alissa Czinsy, Sasha Cohen
Speed: Patrick Chan, Carolina Kostner
Jumps: Yuzuru Hanyu

Choreographer: Myself :p Or if I had to choose a famous one, Pasquale Camerlengo.
​Swan Song: I dreamed a dream - Les Mis
Country: Venezuela :p Had to choose a tropical, unrepresented country.
Style: Hardest technical content, and a lot of raw emotions and abandon, much like Yuzuru Hanyu
Costumes: Nice and simple, but looks expensive
 

dress

On the Ice
Joined
Feb 9, 2014
Ice dancer
Body type: I would need to be shorter because I'm way too tall at 5ft10(i'm a girl he he)
Partner: Andrew Poje(he is passionate, and very nice to look at),
Coach: Krilova
Style: I love tango, I would like to skate on a Tim burton inspired program on a waltz
 

parma

On the Ice
Joined
Mar 31, 2010
Interesting to see no one yet has picked the current ladies' reigning Olympic champion with the second highest FS program score ever.
 

Cherryy

On the Ice
Joined
Aug 27, 2012
I would be a female singles skater.
I would concentrate mainly on spins, step sequences and flexibility, so that my triples would be rather poor. However, imagine the spins that combine all the best from Lucinda, Alissa, Caroline, Sasha and Julia :love:. I would always be the one that people would like to do well, but I would crumble under pressure.
My signature move would be some crazy layback.
I would represent Poland, so that my country could invest more in figure skating and make it more popular.
My choreographer would be each year Rohene Ward for one program and Michelle Kwan and/or Tarasova for the second (well, strange pairing, I know. Michelle would do most of the work and Tarasova would make sure I have all the levels and create a step sequence).
My main coach would be Michelle with Lucinda as a spins specialist and Christy Krall as a jump technician.
My swan song would be definitely Pocahontas. I would skate to different kinds of music, because I would not like to be thought of as a skater who can interpret only one type of music.
My costumes would be simple.
 

deedee1

Record Breaker
Joined
Nov 14, 2007
Ice dancer
Partner: Andrew Poje, Stephane Lambiel, Alex Shibutani, Tomas Verner, Brian Joubert!!!

Becki, I loved your choices, but did you choose your partner based on who the skater is and how good his skating skills are? Or, you chose the skater based on 'how hot he would look on ice beside you'? ;):biggrin:
 

BlackPack

Medalist
Joined
Mar 20, 2013
Hospitalized. In traction. (Damn ankles! Grrrrrrrrrrr!)
One day, you will have to tell me all about your ankles saga! It must be fascinating:biggrin:

Male, Singles. I'm a bit of a tomboy

Think Ryan Bradley in music-appropriate costumes. Rohene Ward as choreographer, hands down. I would Entertain the socks off that audience!

I'd retire after winning 3 Junior Champs & medalling (bronze) at my first and only World Champs cos I wouldn't deal with the senior pressure as well. I wouldn't do quads at all, I'd concentrate on clean programs. I'd be known for my amazing, intricate and long step sequences, lots of Rippon & 'tano Lutzes and some awesome signature spin position I'd invented that only I could do. I'd represent Finland of course, because I'd instantly be a huge celebrity due to historical lack of male talent here.

This is fun :laugh:
You're so funny! Has there ever been a repeat World Junior Champ? I thought that as soon as they won, it wasn't long before they aged into seniors. :laugh:

OT: I don't think Max has a problem with nerves. I think his errors at the beginning of the season was him taking on too much -- he was trying to up his second mark while trying to up his technical arsenal at the same time. I think now that Max is back to manageable content, we'll see some of the consistency we saw last season.

To answer the question:
I like to be a singles skater with the sass and huge jumps of Mae Bernice Meite, have the choreographic detail, fluidity and flexibility of Jason Brown and skate with reckless abandon and freedom like Yuzuru Hanyu. Can all those co-exist?

County: It would be fun to represent Vietnam to honor my roots.

Choreography: Rohene Ward and Jeffery Buttle

Coach: Kori Ade. Happy International Women's Day!
Mae is totally hot. One hell of a dancer. I see your Vietnamese heritage through your writing. Kori Ade is going to be a legendary coach.

I would be a single skater. Yuna and Gracie’s jumps, Mao’s enthusiasm and energy (and 3A), Lambiel’s spins, Denis Ten’s interpretation, Yuzuru’s innocence and apparent fragility, Tessa Virtue's face, Nathalie Pechalat's body. (i don't dream too far:laugh: )
Coach: Brian Orser
Choreography: Lori Nichol and Jeffery Buttle
Music: Requiem for a dream, Waltz Masquerade and lots of rock songs (from Metallica to Evanescence and Within Temptation). Something original for the gala…maybe Star wars soundtrack.

Now that is a skater I'd like to watch...

Female probably singles skater. I could not withstand the pressure of possibly letting partner down with my mistakes.
Coach---hmm who knows? I'm fairly disciplined, so I wouldn't need a taskmaster. Southern California would be a good location.
Body type---Sasha like, I'm already short, can't imagine being taller.
Music style---I like the classical warhorses, I can't help myself. Prefer more powerful pieces over soft and lyrical.
Costumes---Clean lines, rich jewel tones and lots of sparkle. Bun on the back of my head, not sitting on the top looking like a breakfast sweetroll.
Fantasy program---Lawrence of Arabia with a sleeveless version of this dress:
http://www.taniabass.com/product/sarah-hughes-11/
Country---Thailand!!! They could use someone, and it's not a shabby place to spend some time.

Etc: I've done some adult skating, so I know I'm a jumper, not a spinner and I'd probably need some heavy duty anxiety pills to get the job done.

It's interesting to see how people want to be other skaters rather than themselves. Yet, they still insert their own personalities. I guess few people can emulate skaters' bodies.


I used to throw my baby cousins into the air, catch them after forcing them to jump down from upstairs, grab by one or two arms or legs & swing them around. I've broken my teeth and nosebled many times too, spanked a lot, but never feared. That makes me a male pair skater, right? My mom likes pairs exhibitions, so that would've worked... if I was born one.

Sigh, the decline of pairs skating is evident. If the best of the field is T&T, then it's not very inspiring although they are great skaters, but certainly they aren't the greatest we've seen. So few people have said they want to be pairs.

I forgot to choose a country! Someplace with beautiful villages and castles. Liechtenstein, maybe. They haven't had a champion skater in awhile (ever?), and my partner and I would be a great asset to them. (Because we'd be so good, that's why....) Do you think they ever import mangoes into Liechtenstein? Ah, well, at least I know I'd have access to a lot of good chocolate from surrounding countries. My training diet would be secure.

ETA:
I've decided that if I get to choose what I look like, I want to look like Angie Harmon, one of the stars of Rizzoli and Isles. She's an ex-model so she's probably too tall to be a skater, but I'll just take her face as my own. Since my (impossible) choices are unlimited! I hope I won't become vain as a result of being so beautiful.

You get to live in Liechenstein for a while, long enough to get citizenship, but I reckon you'll probably train in North America where there are world-class training facilities and coaches. Unless you want to go with Caro in Obertsdorf or go to Russia.

I would be Alexei Yagudin: I admire him, but the only thing we have in common is congenital hip dysplasia. Besides, I'm female.
I'm short and (used to be) petite, I'm trustful and I used to perform lifts with my brother as a child, so maybe I could have been a pair skater. I'd love to be coached by Tamara Moskvina.

Oh yes, I'd love Yagudin to be my partner too. Patrick Chan is all about the edgework, but Yagudin owned edges before him. The most passionate male skater possibly. Tamara is also my top 5 favorite coaches ever.


What would I be?
1. Laughed at
2. Very sore
3. constant visitor to the ER

Who would I like to be?
Scott Hamilton in his pro carrerr
Chris who hates competition and stress

Which Chris?

I would be a female singles skater.
I would concentrate mainly on spins, step sequences and flexibility, so that my triples would be rather poor. However, imagine the spins that combine all the best from Lucinda, Alissa, Caroline, Sasha and Julia :love:. I would always be the one that people would like to do well, but I would crumble under pressure.
My signature move would be some crazy layback.
I would represent Poland, so that my country could invest more in figure skating and make it more popular.
My choreographer would be each year Rohene Ward for one program and Michelle Kwan and/or Tarasova for the second (well, strange pairing, I know. Michelle would do most of the work and Tarasova would make sure I have all the levels and create a step sequence).
My main coach would be Michelle with Lucinda as a spins specialist and Christy Krall as a jump technician.
My swan song would be definitely Pocahontas. I would skate to different kinds of music, because I would not like to be thought of as a skater who can interpret only one type of music.
My costumes would be simple.

Interesting how this thread has brought out so many people's desires, dreams, and inner reflections. I wonder if Michelle would make a good coach.
 

TMC

Record Breaker
Joined
Jan 27, 2014
You're so funny! Has there ever been a repeat World Junior Champ? I thought that as soon as they won, it wasn't long before they aged into seniors. :laugh:

Cheers! It's the age requirement that would force me to stay at Junior level - I'd get my Junior World Championship gold medals at 12, 13 and 14 and Senior bronze at 15 :biggrin:
 

BlackPack

Medalist
Joined
Mar 20, 2013
Cheers! It's the age requirement that would force me to stay at Junior level - I'd get my Junior World Championship gold medals at 12, 13 and 14 and Senior bronze at 15 :biggrin:
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World Junior Champ at 12!?! You must a Yuna-Yagudin-Plush-Michelle-Lambiel turbo combo!! Suddenly, those nerves of steels just started deteriorating as soon as you reached 15. Meltdown thereafter, the skills you had at 12 just vaporized :laugh:
 
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