Quote Originally Posted by Mathman View Post
^ I think "decreed" should be "rumbled." -- four couplets. Unless you were going for a 9.0 in sophisticated rhyme scheme.
Sorry it was a work in progress just typing on my phone.

How about this?

Poor Sotnikova who skated well until she stumbled,
Then giggled like a girl when she bumbled,
Then did a 16 second crossover for all to see,
She could only win with the I$U's shady guarantee.
"But it's over, we won!" a crazy Russian fan exclaimed.
"No -- it was rigged" the rest of the world resoundingly proclaimed.
And as for what her legacy will always be?
All hail Adelina, The Phoney Queen Of Sochi!